Human Hardfork 1.0
hardfork·@acidyo·
0.000 HBDHuman Hardfork 1.0
Evolution usually does a good job at this, but it takes time and many people won't notice these changes in their lifetime. After reading @whatageek's 3rd [unlikely ways to break up with someone](https://steemit.com/funny/@whatageek/3-unlikely-ways-to-break-up-with-soneone-trafalgar-contest) this came to my mind and I started wondering how we could hardfork or fix human disabilities that are often just annoying or there for no real reason.  [Source](http://leveluphuman.com/) ___ ### Physical - Increased chance at sneezing successfully without having to look at bright lights - Increased control of hiccup rate and to postpone it at a later time - All humans now float on water - Increased reaction and sense to touching something that is really, really hot - Increased time of being without air - Decreased odds of biting your tongue or cheek mid eating - Dislodged eyelashes now have a smaller chance of going behind your eyeballs - Increased control of erections - Decreased how periods affect your mood - Decreased the zapping feeling of hitting your elbow in that one spot ### Mental - Improved chances of falling asleep when you want to - Increased chances of experiencing lucid dreams and decreased the difficulty in controlling them - have fun! - Decreased motivation level of of getting your life together when you are about to go to sleep, balancing it out during the day - Decreased nightmare rates and its now easier to become lucid during them to change the outcome - Decreased cold-sweating when waking up from an uncontrollable nightmare - Feelings of love re-balanced to last longer and more even in a relationship - Memory of loved ones decreases faster the less you are in contact with them (this has been requested a lot) - Short-term memory loss improved - no more "why did I enter this room" or "I forgot his name when I introduced my own" ___ Feel free to add other ones you come up with in the comments, if its good ones that I haven't brought up here I will steal them for Hardfork 2.0 and you might be lucky to get a mention out of it. Thanks for reading, may the fork be with you.
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