Introducing the Steem Savior Bot [Parody]
vapenation·@acidyo·
0.000 HBDIntroducing the Steem Savior Bot [Parody]
Guys, I have some bad news... Steem is doomed! Listen, I know we at Flat-Earth Nation just joined the platform but we will not advertise Steem to 3.5 billion social followers and plants unless this one flaw gets fixed. We were so close to having Bill Gates and Gaben invest in ALL of the Steem but........ We now found this one bug that will RUIN, absolutely KILL steem and make it impossible to even sell it for Dogecoin! Here's an example, although I have no basic knowledge of supply and demand or how the free markets work, this is what will guaranteed happen if we don't act NOW!!! NOW!!1 All the hedge-funds in the world will collapse the U.S Dollar and the Euro and invest into Steem, minnows making 0.01 steem curation a day will be able to purchase Lambos for their grandmas. But THEN, they will power up AI 360 spinbots and create supercomputers posting content that they will themselves upvote just like we are with all the vote selling bots out there. That does not mean that we are not in it for the $, we wanted all the visibility so that we can help you guys out so you don't get replaced by bots! These bots will figure out how to make transactions on Steem anonymous so no one can ever notice them taking 99% of the daily reward pool! We already are in contact with people who are going to attempt this! I know what your thinking: "Nice these idiots will make us rich, we will just dump Steem on them at $1 million a coin and buy back cheaper later after we flag their ass to death with the rest of the existing steem so they will have to sell at a major loss", but... oh wait. What? <center></center> ___ In all seriousness, I'm glad the community is starting to step up and realize that this isn't 2016 anymore where we just throw votes at newcomers that pretend to have a huge following on social media sites that are overrun by fake activity which can be bought for a few hundred $ vigilantes.
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