I do it because I am a responsible citizen.

And so what if I then hide in the restroom half of the day, slumped against the clean looking but blue-collar wall, and search for quality content to curate out my steam rations?

I do that, also, because I am a responsible citizen.

I know there have been some morale issues lately (Steem price slumps, vote buying, whale hoarding, spam, that awful STD that circulated the @comedyopenmic community last week, and many other persistent and ongoing irritants,) and it is bringing down the mood.

But steemit has been the best excuse I've ever had to be half-assed at my job.

So look on the bright side.

Thank you.

This week's nominations for a humor entry: @eradicator and @nerdnews. Win Steem and make friends: 
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-16