Get cash 
Get a bike 
Get a hooded sweatshirt 
Get generic clothing 
Get 2 large covid masks
Get black sun glasses 
Get 1 roll of electric tape 
At night ride the bike for a few hours 
Hide the bike 
Take the cash out of the wallet
Leave your phone and wallet with bike 
Walk >60 minutes to the biggest computer store around 
Put your mask, glasses, and hoodie on before getting close in private 
Don’t make any eye contact with anyone 
Buy a laptop
Pay cash, don’t take any change 
Walk the nearest clothing store 
Buy new generic clothes and a backpack 
Put new clothes and laptop in the backpack 
Keep in mind security cameras 
Don’t look directly at any camera
Pay cash, don’t take any change 
Don’t talk, only mumble softly if needed to not cause suspicion
Walk to a crowded açaí shop
Open the laptop but in the opposite direction you normally would
Put electric tape over webcam and entire border of screen 
Start up the laptop 
Use a Tor browser 
Never search for anything related to your identity or location ever on that computer 
Never login to any account or interact with any previous wallets or NFTs
Set up a fresh BTC wallet 
Set up a fresh XMR wallet 
Fund wallet with non KYC exchange 
Use a protocol that obfuscates on-chain links 
Send using multiple transactions but only using round numbers 1/10/100
Once you have the XMR/BTC in the wallet 
Buy OMB, immutable digital artifacts, and Bitcoin miners. 
Shut the laptop off and remove the battery
Go to the bathroom 
Stand on top of the toilet so no one sees your legs
Switch clothes, switch mask 
Put the backpack on your stomach side and put your new clothes over it 
Walk back to your bike 
Get your phone and wallet 
Then hail a cab back home 
Buy guns and surveillance system 
Protect that laptop at all cost 🫡

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