👨💻 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" 🤫 #26 🦹♀️ Fruit Thieves, All-You-Can-Eat Wasabi, & Turtle Telepathy 🐢
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0.000 HBD👨💻 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" 🤫 #26 🦹♀️ Fruit Thieves, All-You-Can-Eat Wasabi, & Turtle Telepathy 🐢
<center></center> Greetings Hivers, welcome to the **Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss"**, where I **@justinparke** dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive. <center></center> <center><h1>**♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #26 🤫**</h1><h3>**🦹♀️ Fruit Thieves, All-You-Can-Eat Wasabi, & Turtle Telepathy 🐢**</h3><sup>July 26th, 2021<br>**featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary**</sup></center></center> <center></center> <div class="pull-right"> [](https://peakd.com/hive-141359/@jurich60/wednesdaywalk-at-a-dragon-fruit-farm-on-my-birthday-that-makemesmile)<sup>by: **@jurich60** *(click pic to go to post)*</sup> </div> ###### One of our very own ASEAN Hivers might be [**THE WORST DRAGONFRUIT THIEF EVER**](https://peakd.com/hive-141359/@jurich60/wednesdaywalk-at-a-dragon-fruit-farm-on-my-birthday-that-makemesmile). She thought it would be a cheeky photo opportunity to pluck a dragonfruit from a roadside farm, but at the last minute a farmhand jumped out of the shadows, leaving her husband/photographer too embarrassed to say anything. ###### With her husband snapping shots and the farmhand watching, she began plucking fruits while her husband tried his best to communicate with his eyes for her to stop. Luckily they were thinking quickly and told the farmhand they were visiting on behalf on the Philippines Dragonfruit Association, at which point they received VIP treatment for the rest of their visit. ___ <div class="pull-left"> [](https://peakd.com/hive-141359/@positivesteem/a-scrumptious-dinner-at-sushi)<sup>by: **@positivesteem** *(click pic to go to post)*</sup> </div> ###### Perhaps it's a sign of the times, all around the world package and portion sizes have been slowly decreasing to due massive global inflation problems. **@positivesteem** visited a former all-you-can-eat sushi bar that is now an [**ALL YOU CAN EAT WASABI BAR**](https://peakd.com/hive-141359/@positivesteem/a-scrumptious-dinner-at-sushi), something few customers have pushed to the limit. ###### Only a tiny amount of this green fire paste causes instant eye-watering and a release of nasal fluids, so it's no wonder they are offering unlimited amounts of this condiment instead of sushi. Sushi is still available, but now in pay-per-roll form. ___ <div class="pull-right"> [](https://peakd.com/hive-141359/@alvonsohiver/found-a-turtle-crossing-my)<sup>by: **@alvonsohiver** *(click pic to go to post)*</sup> </div> ###### Have you ever heard of [**TURTLE TELEPATHY**](https://peakd.com/hive-141359/@alvonsohiver/found-a-turtle-crossing-my)? Well now you have because our very own **@alvonsohiver** has been practicing this ancient form of testudine communication since he was a young boy, and his most recent conversation was very short and simple. ###### He asked the turtle what was on its mind, and it replied "Corn is delicious, but too tall for me and my turtle homies to eat without human assistance, so can you find some kernels for me? 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