Warren Buffet staggers on stage
Wheelbarrowing his own greasy waterbed belly 
Wheezing breathing is all you can hear 
As his patchy whiskered creamy bun-cheeks and an avalanche of gulpy neck fat quiver 
 
A thousand silhouettes sit and stare
Whispering Plz Plz 
Thinking, Hlp Plz
Then Bone-chilling silence 
For what seems like eternity 

He clears his throat 

Huh-huh-hum
HOW 
TO 
BE 
RICH?
Ahem...ahuhuhem
Just close the doors baby...

Be fearful,
When others are greedy

Be greedy, 
When others are fearful 

A blocky chant starts to the baseline of clacking keyboards taking notes 
Greedy 
Fearful 
Greedy 
Fearful 

Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful 
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful 
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful 
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful
AMEN