**The day is June 29th, 2007**: Apple's first iteration of the iphone is unleashed upon the world...*8 billion lives are instantly ruined*.


**Today is January 22nd, 2018**: Apple's attempts at world domination have been fruitful.  The terminators may have failed to kill the actor who played *John Connor*, but just like the plot of **Terminator**, *we have been **enslaved** by the machines*.

...they are just a lot smaller, less explosive (aside from Samsung's pocket bombs), and have a language based on 💩  emojis.

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But there is hope fellow humans.  Just like Alice and Andy from *28 Days Later*, some of us demonstrate a natural immunity to this affliction:

![phoneporn.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQBNoX7fSeKRV9caWq6HWzDA2uL7Bh7vZ3vPHgZhU6yBK/phoneporn.jpg)

*Fingers crossed it's not because she's old, like in* ***World War Z***  🤞