G.O.A.T.S: COM30 FIRST ENTRY

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G.O.A.T.S: COM30 FIRST ENTRY
Would you look at that, it's been 30 weeks already and we've been at it for almost 8 months now. If COM was a pregnant woman, she'd have spent the last 30 weeks laughing so hard, it'll be a miscarraige but that's a sad thought; the abortion should have been done months earlier.

But seriously though, COM has been huge, Thousands of dollars worth of upvotes and prize money has been given out so far thanx to support from our generous sponsors and support, Without you guys, there will be no us and I totally appreciate you.

Without support the contest won't run but without entries fromw awesome steemians, there would actually not be a contest in the first place so today I'll be taking a short trip down memory lane to acknowledge some of the awesome steemians that have kept the blockchain ~~farting~~ laughing. The list comprises of the first 15 court jesters and links to their award winning posts. 

NB: keep all hot fluids away from your genitals, it is also advisable not to have coffee around you.

The first Court Jester in this contest was @diebitch with <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@diebitch/comedy-open-mic-testing-123">MIC Testing 123</a> 

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 Rare image of DB and her "Twinny"(Millenials taught me)

Week 2 brought us something diffrent as @amirtheawesome1 gave us <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@amirtheawesome1/bd2qpv1d">IRAQ 101</a> for people interested in spending the Holidays  in his homezone

In Week 3 we had @flipstar's incisive take on the battle between <a href="https://steemit.com/dtubedaily/@flipstar/9x5m0dtx">Bernie vs Haejin movie Trailer</a>

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Potrait of Flipstar

 <a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@buttcoins/z1ront54">Crypto Bro</a> @buttcoins bought some SP in week **4** and well, not everyone was pleased. Now we have a room for his butt on the <a href="https://discord.gg/Tn5AGw">Discord Channel</a> and that's not even the weirdest part.

Week 5 had @buttcoin,@maslowmission collaborate to make a guide on crypto trade under @dtubedaily with <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@dtubedaily/y8q69a18">CRYPTO 911-Fair Trade</a>

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@buttcoin trying to look serious

Week 6 had @sisygoboom who's surprisingly a virgin if you don't anal sex give some <a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@sisygoboom/how-to-succeed-on-tinder---comedy-open-mic-round-6">Tinder Advice</a> for those looking to get laid

We had our first <a href="https://busy.org/@ray4u/26epdxcy">Cooking Show</a> by @ray4u in Week7. You know it is a successful cooking show when no one actually plans on cooking any of it 

In week 8, @groovatti(Not to be mistaken for the Itallian Porn star) analysed one of Dave Chapelle's philosophical discussion on <a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@groovatti/chappelle-on-shemales">Shemales</a>

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 @groovatti after smoking a joint

In week 9 @spunkpuppet(not a real spunk but very much a puppet) revealed some issues in <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@spunkpuppet/comedy-open-mic-round-9-i-m-british-therefore-i-need-to-stand-in-the-rain-for-hours-on-end-otherwise-there-s-a-danger-i-could">I'm British, therefore I need to stand in the rain for hours on end. Otherwise there's a danger I could become optimistic or even enthusiastic</a>

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@spunkpuppet eating a typical british breakfast

In week10 we had @gmuxx write this amazing piece, <a href="https://steemit.com/fiction/@gmuxx/sir-muxxy-rides-again">Sir Muxxy rides again.</a>

In week 11, we had good old @bobaphet looking out for your steem in <a href="https://steemit.com/dtubedaily/@bobaphet/646viwy5">Beware The Steem Scam</a>

week 12 brought us some timeless/priceless relationship/marraige advice from @doomsdaychassis in <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@doomsdaychassis/comedy-open-mic-round-12-how-to-have-a-perfect-marriage">How to have a perfect marraige</a>

Week 13 had <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@samueldouglas/steem-weekly-horoscope-comedy-open-mic-round-lucky-13">Steem Horoscope</a> by @samueldouglas, I was willing to sell my house and invest in steem after reading this, if only I had one.

He sings, is a sexy nude model and has a room for his <a href="https://discord.gg/Tn5AGw">Cock</a> so i don't think there's much to add to that. Here's @carlgnash in <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@carlgnash/the-ballad-of-jack-and-bobby-original-song-probably-nsfw-comedy-open-mic-round-14">Ballad of Jack and Bobby</a> killing it in week 14

@johnthefellon gave all of us a mouthful when he gave us the <a href="https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/bj-song-comedy-open-mic-round-15">The BJ song</a> in week 15.

At this point I'll like to go offline now, my two year old nephew keeps pointing at my screen and saying "that's a goat". I kinda feel weird because he's right, these are all goats and I'm not ~~penetrating~~ eating any of them. 
Ah yes, nominations, for this special round, I'd like to nominate @trumpman because well, just because...and @detlev to make entries for the contest. 

LATER SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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