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Hey.

It’s been awhile since I've posted anything outside of the odd photo with a caption, been busy with work and other “extracurriculars” but I've decided to hop back into Steemit and give it a good go. Odds are if you know me, you probably know @mitthradiumn - one of my long-time and short-cashed friends who introduced me to the platform in the first place.  I don’t want to get anyones hopes up, as you shouldn’t expect the same level of literacy out of me as one would him.  The man’s got a god given talent in literature, giving poets of yesteryear a run for their money if he were born in the same era. It's a serious piss off.

That’s not to say you should stop reading, you definitely shouldn’t, but what differentiates myself from myself and @mitthradiumn is our topics regarding what we write.  I really, REALLY like controversy, and what better place to spew red pill laden bait and hear the wolves tear each other behind my footsteps than on a platform where my thoughts can not only be seen, but monetized?

I know in my first post (which you absolutely should not read, the fake depth is vomit inducing) I stated I would not be showing my face, however in an attempt to prove I’m not some virgin neckbeard with a hatred towards the opposite gender, a photo of myself has been included, for your reference.

I apologize for the lack of activity, frequent posts are on the horizon.

Also for those wondering, “cciuto” is pronounce “chew - toe”. And yes, I am into that.

Guess my ethnicity for a chunky upvote, though not so large you would be embarrassed to be seen with. Pretend it's your cousin or something.