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<p><em>I started a Quotes and Stories series that might be &quot;Inspirational&quot;  to some people. However, It may be complete garbage to others. Basically it is all a written improvisational exercise to see what creative stuff happens. Now that Steemit has switched to the 12 hour then 30 Day Payouts, it only made sense to make the Compilation of the first 6 posts. Thanks for reading!!!</em></p>
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<p><em><strong>InpiratioNULL #1 ( July 20, 2016)</strong></em></p>
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<p><em>When you forget to breathe, you die. </em></p>
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<p><em>Every journey of 1000 miles begins in your mind - well before your feet touch the ground.</em></p>
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<p><em>One time, I burped and farted at the same time. I don't think I've ever felt more alive than that moment.</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't feed the trolls. Ignore, Block, Laugh them off. There's plenty more important things to do with your life.</em></p>
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<p><em>When feeling down, look at yourself in the mirror and say 'I Am Happy' ten times. You'll probably laugh!</em></p>
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<p><em>Share the best stuff you've got every chance you can. The amount returned to you will be much greater.</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't worry about what you don't have. Worry about making life matter to yourself and those around you.</em></p>
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<p><em>Pay attention to the simple things like the wind and the sounds outside when you first leave your house.</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't use AR while playing Pokemon Go. You don't need to. Just catch them far away in your radar.</em></p>
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<p><em>Today is Today. Take care of yourself, your morning, your afternoon and your night. Take care of others too.</em><em><strong> </strong></em></p>
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<p><em>If you liked this, share this post with friends.  All of these are original inspirational thoughts - except the &quot;I Am Happy one - that came from my Dad a long time ago.</em></p>
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<p><em>-bigedude</em></p>
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<p><em><strong>InspiratioNULL #2 ( July 21st)</strong></em></p>
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<p><em>Sometimes I pretend the microwave is a bomb and I defuse it with :01 seconds. I feel like MacGuyver then!</em></p>
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<p><em>Power Spraying moss from a driveway can be fun - even when your legs get mossy-muddy.</em></p>
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<p><em>I saw the moon creep down a tall tree in the distance last night. It felt like the moon &quot;knew something&quot;.</em></p>
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<p><em>Chemistry is cool. It makes fire turn different colors. All fires can hurt, but they all illuminate. That's life!</em></p>
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<p><em>I once improvised a 90 second song about how I love chicken. It ended up being played on the radio 20 times.</em></p>
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<p><em>Sometimes the smell of your flatulence is so bad, so disgusting and so wrong that you can't wait to fart again.</em></p>
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<p><em>Today I replaced every word of a song with the word 'meow'. I laughed uncontrollably for 10 minutes afterward.</em></p>
<p><em>During the summer, I love staying up all night to watch the sun come up. Being a teacher is COOL!</em></p>
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<p><em>I played basketball on my driveway for the first time in three years. It was a lot of fun, but I was horrible.</em></p>
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<p><em>If you listen to birds outside long enough, it almost sounds like a Skrillex song.</em></p>
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<p><em>I make 11 quotes on these because of Spinal Tap. It's 'One Louder'. Do something loud today!!</em></p>
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<p> <em>Thanks for viewing and if you liked these, use the share thingie!</em> </p>
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<p>-<em>bigedude</em></p>
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<p><em><strong>InspiratioNULL #3 (July 22nd)</strong></em></p>
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<p> <em>In 4 days, all Steemit posts go from 24 hours and done to 12 hours then 30 days. That means people might actually get to see your amazing, thought provoking post!! Or not...</em></p>
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<p><em>Playing beach volleyball in 90 degree weather stinks when it's really humid outside. Literally AND figuratively!! </em></p>
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<p><em>Nobody can ever control your imagination.  Your brain is your own.</em></p>
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<p><em>I received a Mr. Bacon bendable action figure from my sister. I put him in a few of my YouTube videos. I've since mailed out 10 signed ones to fans and have another 10 I'll mail out by the end of the summer.</em></p>
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<p><em>Sunset's are cooler than Sunrises in my opinion. Sunset's signify that everybody else is ready to join the party. Sunrises signify obligations.</em></p>
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<p><em>Every time I get my car registration renewal in the mail, I think 'Wow, has it been 2 years already?'</em></p>
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<p><em>If you drop your pants on the Moon are you Earthing somebody?</em></p>
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<p><em>I've made over 600 videos playing a game on my phone. A card game on my phone. A Wrestling card game on my phone. WWE Supercard - Yeah Budday!! (Yeah Budday). ((That's my theme for the videos))</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't worry about how many followers, likes, upvotes, groupies, fans and etc you have. Worry about being the best you possible. Every day.</em></p>
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<p><em>I saw a cool history lesson the other day... I looked up at the stars and there it was.</em></p>
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<p><em>One of these days, one of these daily inspirational mental diarrhea quotes is going to get heavily upvoted, and a bunch of people will be angry. I will simply continue with more inspirational mental diarrhea quotes.</em></p>
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<p><em>-bigedude</em></p>
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</p><p><em><strong>InspiratioNULL #4 (July 23rd)</strong></em></p>
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<p><em>Whenever I binge watch something, I start having dreams about it. I watched 5 Seasons of 24 in about 4 weeks to catch up (right before season 6). I had a dream I interrogated my dog and yelled &quot;WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR&quot;.</em></p>
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<p><em>The best kind of sore is when you've just accomplished something great. Be it athletic, academic, or childbirth.</em></p>
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<p><em>I have always had a gift of changing song lyrics around and making them work. However, my former wife really found it annoying. Maybe that helped make her my former wife?</em></p>
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<p><em>I wonder if there's a better way to say, 'There's gotta be a better way!&quot;.... Hmmm....</em></p>
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<p><em>My buddy gave me one of those Homies from the little vending machines the other day. I asked my viewers  to  look up when they first came out because I wanted to let go of my impulse to Google Voice Search everything..(It's 1998 by the way)</em></p>
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<p><em>I have over 23.5 Million views on my YouTube videos. That's almost the entire population of Australia. I'm still amazed and honored every day. Everybody starts at Zero and a Dream.</em></p>
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<p><em>I think that the use of Italics in these quotes makes them more interesting.</em> I mean, this feels boring... <strong>This feels loud.</strong> <em><strong>This feels interestingly loud.</strong></em> <em>However, I think this is a better fit for it, don't you think?</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't limit yourself. There are very few things that I know I can't do. Two of them are giving birth and breathing underwater. I just thought of a third... giving birth while breathing underwater.</em></p>
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<p><em>Silently Suddendly Sadly Sunkenly Stridely Stressfully Sally Slyly Stopped using Alliterative Adverbs.</em></p>
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<p><em>You are not a puppet. I am not Geppetto.  And yes, I did search how to spell it correctly because I thought it was only one P. I was wrong and it's a common mistake.</em></p>
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<p><em>Why? or Why not. There is no why only Moo..    I'm pretty sure you just thought about what the original words and character were. Frank Oz is a genius.</em></p>
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<p><em>Seeya tomorrow!! YEAH BUDDAYYY!!</em></p>
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<p><em>-bigedude</em></p>
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<p><em><strong>InspiratioNULL #5   (July 24th)</strong></em></p>
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<p><em>1440. 60. 24. 365. 12. 366. 7. 2. 3. 1. 180. 120. 60. 57. 54. 51. 50. 525600.   Give yourself a pat on the back if you just understood what all of those numbers meant!!!</em></p>
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<p><em>Step one in knowing that your awesome. Think that you're awesome. Learn that you're awesome. Be awesome.  The hard part is remembering it all. Also, that there were 3 steps in that one step...</em></p>
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<p><em>Be a friend that would randomly get somebody McDonald's when you text them when you're on your way and they didn't text back. Worst case scenario? More for YOU!</em></p>
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<p><em>Saw Super Troopers today for the 30th time or so... I still want to chug maple syrup, but I know it'd probably put me in a coma.</em></p>
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<p><em>&quot;The Snozzberries&quot; made you just think of one of my favorite quotes from Willy Wonka. If you know the movie, you know the quote. Also, I like making people think about things.</em></p>
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<p><em>One Won Two Too Tree Three For Four Five - Nope.</em></p>
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<p><em>At some point today or this week, create a secret identity of who your Spy Name would be. My spy name would be... A SECRET I&quot;M NOT TELLING YOU BECAUSE I'M A SPY!</em></p>
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<p><em>Sometimes creativity &quot;speaks&quot; to me. To try and explain - sometimes, I feel like I just have to get to an instrument like the piano or the guitar and play to let the music out of me - it's almost as if I didn't do it, I would be unable to be at peace until it was done. A creative release perhaps. It happens less the more I get older, which worries me.</em></p>
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<p><em>Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates was a raucous hilarious farce of a film. I laughed out loud a bunch of times and it felt great! It was the perfect movie to see today and I feel awesome about it. My mind didn't need to 'see something of true artistic worth or substance' to enjoy it.</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't rely on somebody to scratch your back. Be like a bear and scratch against some wood. Like a corner of a door or better yet, a backscratcher. Taking care of your own problems feels good!</em></p>
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<p><em>Ask questions of yourself. Answer those questions. Repeat. Plan. Thrive. Grow.</em></p>
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<p><em>Have a great day!</em></p>
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<p><em>-bigedude</em></p>
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<p><em><strong>InspiratioNULL #6 (July, 25)</strong></em></p>
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<p><em>Don't worry about whales upvoting you. Share of yourself from your posts, your comments, and it will be much more rewarding than an upvote over the long run.</em></p>
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<p><em>People worry about trying to please other people - Remember to take care of yourself. Otherwise, you won't be happy in the long run.</em></p>
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<p><em>Be original. Be authentic. Be whole. Be something that you'll be proud of 20 years from now, and can share with your offspring or the rest of the world.</em></p>
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<p><em>I just remembered I have to take the trash out tonight.  Remember to clean up after yourselves - It shouldn't be somebody else's responsibility.</em></p>
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<p><em>If you're wondering what these are about - I've done 5 other 'Not Really Inspirational' quotes and random musings here as an exercise of just writing things that come out of my mind. Pretty much it's an exercise in improvisation - but some of the things are really sound, I think.</em></p>
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<p><em>If you remember a really cool dream when you wake up, dictate it into your phone so you don't forget it - use either the sound recorder or voice-to-txt it to yourself. You'll be happy that you did!</em></p>
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<p><em>If my life were an animated movie - I'd like the style of the animation to change with my mood. That would make it a lot more interesting than it probably is :-)</em></p>
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<p><em>With the Olympics coming up, I want to have more athletic accomplishments in my life. I think most of them wont impress anybody like 'Shot put the trash'. However, if I get a good distance, I'll be arms up as if I just won the GOLD!</em></p>
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<p><em>Don't forget the power of the voice. It's much better to call somebody than text. Written word doesn't convey all the complex nuances of sound. That is, unless you use the iphone Voice text thingie. Then you're okay.</em></p>
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<p><em>I try not to stress out over anything. The following things still stress me out: Close Sporting events, My students on Concert Night, and any time my Mom calls when I'm not expecting it.</em></p>
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<p><em>The final quote is this: Find something you love to do, and learn how to be really good at it. Repeat every day, smile every day, shine every day.</em></p>
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<p><em>Thanks for reading! Make stuff you enjoy!! Be AWESOME TODAY!!</em></p>
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<p><em>-bigedude</em></p>
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<p><em>All Quotes are my own, All Pictures are Public Domain. </em></p>