A story about bitcoin, crypto, blockchain, and life.
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##### Transcript

**movie clapperboard**: (Roll 1, Scene 1, Take 2, Bitcoin 101 School)
**Captain Crypto**: So the bitcoin paper came out Halloween, 2008...And the blockchain stared early January, 2009. Hence, the two start years.
**Mr. Holler**: (raises hand)
**Captain Crypto**: Yes?
**Mr. Holler**: I gotta go to the bathroom.
**Captain Crypto**: You just went like 5 minutes ago.
**Mr. Holler**: Yeah, but I had a double espresso. Tre venti.
**Captain Crypto**: Take the hall pass.
**Mr. Holler**: (leaves class)
**Captain Crypto**: Back to blockchain. Which is the real glory of bitcoin. Picture a desert scene...Mountains. Cacti. Sun. Nice, huh?
**Mr. Dumas**: (raises hand)
**Captain Crypto**: Yes?
**Mr. Dumas**: How come the sun is gray?
**Captain Crypto**: (sun changes from gray to white) Better?
**Dr. Haufenmist**: It'd be better with a coyote. A desert needs a coyote.
**Captain Crypto**: (coyote appears) There. 
**Gen. Kellimahl**: He looks like he wants to eat you.
**Dr. Haufenmist**: Definitely staring you down.
**Mr. Dumas**: He's gonna get you!
**Dr. Haufenmist, Gen. Kellimahl, and Mr. Dumas**: Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
**Captain Crypto**: (loses it, freaks out, throws the podium and break it in half)

**Creator**: I guess the coyote got him after all.

<center>*Originally posted May 13, 2020 at https://twitter.com/bitkenstan/status/1260558773170647040?s=20*</center>
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