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 Her ass was up, her face was down, I seen her in the dark. The jig was up, I was out to clown, what a lovely place to park. And so with haste, I did proceed, I opened her up, I had to fill the need. There was no complaint, so I jumped right in, without a thought of our future sins. Once inside I realised - I'd left my keys on the hook inside!