To steem or not to steem - this is the question! Whaaaaaaaaaaat??? a story by two
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0.000 HBDTo steem or not to steem - this is the question! Whaaaaaaaaaaat??? a story by two
###### to understand this post is better to read it on 2 voices like a nutjob.....* *damn autocorrect* * mean like reading a script :) >To steem or not to steem - this is the question! > To steem, to post, is that all? > No, no, to steem , to post to make the wallet grow >For in that steem when you awake >A big fat wallet shall await - What tha......wha the fuq is steem?!? \- Wow, wow, hey dude language, this is a nice community not a hillbilly dota 2 chat! - Ok, i'm sorry, but you don't stop talking about this steem and it drives me crazy, what is it?? \- Do you want to know what steem is?? - Yes. \- Do you really what to know?! * *with a voice slightly risen* * - YES!! * *shouting* * \- Ok, i will teach you the ways of the Steem. - Do you really need to use star Wars reference? \- Yes. * *calmly answers* * - Huh, ok . \-Steemit is a web site that lets you interact with the steem blockchain.The steemit blockchain is a system which uses virtual currency to reward users who post, comment or rate posts or comments. - So if posting and commenting will get me rewarded with a currency how will i make my posts good and likeable? \-Well imagine steem like a first time experience , like meeting someone new. - Ah... and how will that help me? \- Well let s imagine that steem is a person and you meet her for the first time, what do you do? - Ah . . . is a she?! \- Let's assume is a she. - Aaaa. . . . * *starts blushing ,forehead sweats* * \- OK. . . that was akward. \- When meeting someone new you should always be yourself, don t try to impress by being someone you are not, unless you are BATMAN, if you are BATMAN be BATMAN,always be BATMAN ,always. * *repeats intensifying* * \ -Say funny thing to capture her attention, interesting thing , talk about her, expose her best qualities. - Aaa . . . I don t get it!!! \- OFC you don t , clearly this isn't your strongest suit. - Hmm . . .* *with a sad expresion on his face* * \- C'mon don t worry you will be fine, listen, what i am trying to say is this [#1](https://steemit.com/@bolnavioru ) : always be original in your posts, even if nobody upvoted you, it dosen t matter, you were original and that a step forward . [#2](https://steemit.com/@bolnavioru ) : come with interesting things to the community,funny , special, helpfull ,articles that will attract readers. [#3](https://steemit.com/@bolnavioru ) : and don t be afraid to mention steem in your posts if you have success because that will build trust in this system and others will join and a bigger community is always welcomed. - ZzzZzzzzZzzz. . . . \- Dude, what the f***?! * *with a risen voice* * - What?! \- Were you asleep? - No,no ofc not. \- Then what was i saying ? - You asked me if was asleep. \-* *facepalm* * Before that smartass! -You were talking about a girl. . . . no, no , steem, you were talking about steem, see i was paying attention \ - Ok i m done * *throws papers in air and leaves* * # Hey you, Yes you, wake up 
👍 bolnavioru, seagul,