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## <center>😎STEEMSTAR AFTER DARK😎 SKETCH ARCHIVE😎</center>
#### <center>Originally aired May 4, 2018</center>
## This week we had 4 *semi-planned* sketches/scripts to read through...
And the worst of all possible technical difficulties... the whole time. 😞Literally, all of it. 😟 I was only able to grab acceptable audio from the first three listed below. Sadly, the audio on THE LAKE was simply too bad. We will no doubt revisit many of these scripts in the future, so eventually, there will be a solid reading of that gem. 😍

#### Check out the scripts below and give the love where it's warranted. 😘 

* ["The Cat Ladies"](https://steemit.com/steemstarnetwork/@chrisroberts/the-cat-ladies-episode-1-of-a-new-radio-skit-series-created-for-steemstar-after-dark) Written by @chrisroberts - We all know one... or two. But can you PLAY a cat lady? 😎
* [The Other Dimension](https://steemit.com/freewrite/@simgirl/the-other-dimension-a-radio-skit-written-for-steemstar-after-dark-live-tonight) Written by @simgirl  - Exactly what you think... it's the *Other Dimension*. This is set up to have on-going episodes potentially written by anyone. Though not *funny*, it pulls ya right in.   😳
* ["Birds Suck" ](https://steemit.com/steemstarnetwork/@chrisroberts/birds-suck-an-original-skit-written-for-steemstar-after-dark-to-be-performed-live-friday-night) Written by @chrisroberts - Hilarious. Short, heart-warming and about poop. What more could you ask for?😍
* [The Lake](https://docs.google.com/document/d/15sPIgDHCkazG0RzuGZIGhD9U_k1_T8MHVAY-8m7VTZQ/edit?usp=sharing) - Written by @japhofin8or  -  This one is chilling... but a bit funny too.... maybe... if you're in on the joke. 😎- *This is a shareable Google Doc.  Go give him some random love.*  😘  

## <center>Below is the archive recording of ONLY the sketches that were read during STEEMSTAR AFTER DARK. Enjoy!</center>
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## <center>Wanna tune in LIVE?</center>
<center>FRIDAY NIGHT 12 AM UTC   (technically, that makes it Saturday morning...)</center>
### <center>In the United States? Friday </center>
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## <center>Where to listen/watch:</center>
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[Steemstar.net 24/7/365 Live Stream](http://steemstar.net/)
[Steemstar Network Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCujZVu2atWqY-feGu7Fndcg)
[Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/steemstar)</center>
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