5 Secrets for Succeeding With Steemit

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5 Secrets for Succeeding With Steemit
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<p>I've only been steeming it for a short time now, but I think I've cracked the code. If you want to gather all the steem, here are five simple things you can do:</p>
<h2>1. Be a Quirky Woman Traveling Someplace!</h2>
<p>And of course, post your "I'm so quirky" pics of you being…well, so quirky.</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmeLUX6erceLcopyrwhyNwxDWdgoiHd2kWoP5jLSpXan5X/where-to-quirk.jpg" alt="Where to quirk" width="500" height="750"/><br>
<strong>Just a girl in the street wearing her </strong><em><strong>Baywatch</strong></em><strong> outfit and jeans…</strong></center></p>
<h2>2. Start a Contest</h2>
<p>The stranger, the better –&nbsp;instant upvote and resteem potential!</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmVrNY3n6NSNEx1E7Z2PYf9vNBVWYrKFnt2PXZ8dMZAukE/ironing-champ.jpg" width="500" height="667"/><br>
<strong>This week's topic: Extreme Ironing!<br>
(steem-pressed, of course)</strong></center></p>
<h2>3. Toy with Cheetah</h2>
<p>Yes, @cheetah, I did originally post that book review five years ago on Goodreads. You caught me…</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmUDYKrkThSiRNiUDdrTdbVY9AvnJnA42YmZpWb4MKJ9CM/cheetah-gotta-pounce.jpg" alt="Cheetah gotta pounce" width="579" height="579"/><br>
<strong>At least he upvotes…</strong></center></p>
<h2>4. Memes! Memes!! Memes!!!</h2>
<p>Need I say more? And of course, hosting a meme contest just doubles the steem power!</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmS51cbgwpH59W29VRr55ij72tnVdpnGrYehnU1v4yrg6K/memezburger.jpg" alt="I can haz memezburger?!" width="500" height="729"/><br>
<strong>Memecat memes what he says…</strong></center></p>
<h2>5. Share the Secret to Steem!</h2>
<p>You know something nobody's figured out yet. Share it with your followers! Because they <em>definitely</em> need to know it, too. Just watch the upvotes roll in…</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmTtQR9hMizZxUW4hci2p3j1ZfXEasCvRiFeVv28Tq5MXB/show-me-the-steem.jpg" alt="Show me the STEEM!" width="600" height="323"/><br>
<strong>Wait, is "kwon" some kind of altcoin or something…?</strong></center></p>
<h2>6. Always Ask For Upvotes and Resteems!</h2>
<p>It is a known that people love it when you beg them to do things. So make sure to add "Please upvote and resteem!" to every post!</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmXRur1J7AaJuYqbHNnKMpiRghSFSyqSZ7qibTcuVrAafy/dog-tired.jpg" alt="He lost steem" width="500" height="329"/><br>
<strong>Upvote to help this poor guy out…</strong></center></p>
<h2>7. Give People More Than They Expect</h2>
<p>You thought I was gonna stop at 5. PSHAW!</p>
<p><center><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmYLTFrBhGBsVvkLhMNdcDG7r152QMmxNX52uAcs38Tgsy/auto-da-fe.jpg" width="512" height="398"/><br>
<strong>When in doubt, cite the Spanish Inquisition. Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.</strong></center></p>
<h2>Now Full STEEM Ahead!</h2>
<p> As you can see, even though I'm a newbie, I think I've got this whole steem thing figured out. But if I missed anything, feel free to let me know in the comments!</p>
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