<h1>Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!</h1> 

 Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. 

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>Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Again this one has gone straight over my head! Who is Maslow?

Regardless I don't like to think as Chuck as a killer, more just a dangerous fellow with a spanking roundhouse kick!

Don't forget to write your favorite Chuck pun below!

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 Kapoww! 

 And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks Chuck Norris. 

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