<h1>Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!</h1> 

 Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. 

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>Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

RINGRINGRING!

Who do you think would actually be calling chuck though? Leave your comment below!


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 Kapoww! 

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