Man and His Troubles
romance·@churchboy·
0.000 HBDMan and His Troubles
If you don't come across one gossip blog, instagram post, Facebook post, twitter link or even steemit post about relationship issues at least once daily, well I guess you must be very disciplined about your social media usage. Hear no evil. See no evil.  [Image source](https://goo.gl/images/pK4AQ5) ___ I know I have. Everywhere you look, you could write a book about the troubles between a woman and a man. Some of the stories are things you can relate to, others are just completely, make it absolutely, fantastic. ___ Most people blame the high level of infidelity and breakups on social media. Some think it is the modern lifestyle that is to blame. Others think it is misplaced values. Yet, a very small group of people especially in some quarters in the African continent believe that the whole monogamous arrangement is naturally flawed and bound to run into difficulties. ___ Strange as this concept may seem, these few individuals are the ones that would usually rise up and thunderously defend the assertion that man (males) by nature were designed to be polygamous, against every force or logic. ___ Barely a week ago, a man in Abuja Nigeria received a text message in his phone. The nature and of the text message are not public knowledge but whatever was contained in it was aggravating enough for the man's wife to stab him in the neck with a knife, killing him. Granted, she should have been committed to a home way before the incident but she wasn't. Now the man is dead. ___ The most disturbing part of the story is not the death of the man. It is the fact that most men are focusing on how the man could have prevented his wife from seeing his phone or the text message his girlfriend may have sent him. Below is a message depicting that point of view: >In view of the unfortunate killing of this young man by his wife by stabbing for cheating, i would like to proffer the following advise to my brothers: >Keep 2 phones- 1 for not to be brought home but kept in the boot of the car downstairs. >Develop the habit of deleting as you read. It will save your life. >Take your wife for mental check up regularly >Save your girlfriends number with your mothers name. It's a major repellent. >Change your password daily. >Never marry a quiet woman. The ones that will scream and slap will never kill you. >Never pretend to be faithful. Let them catch you once in a while. It's training and will prepare them. >Lock up all the knives in your house and let her sign a register stating what she needs them for and allocate time frame for usage. >Regulate the usage of rat poison and other chemicals In the house. Make sure her mother taste your good before eating. >Regulate and supervise her relationship with her mother. That would cut off supply chain for arms. >Date secondary school girls they are not very needy and will not send texts at night >Sleep with your body ensconced in armour and borrow or buy okada helmet to protect the head >Have a sit down with your wife and discuss possible methods of your death on the event of her catching you. This is to ensure a painless transition >When choosing a girlfriend go for the most beautiful and exotic that you can find. Since it is now a matter of life and death chop better so your death would be justified >Finally, update your will on a daily cos you will surely be caught. >Wise words from The Duke on this matter. Then you'd see pictures like  I think these are worrisome. What do you think? ___ Your boy Kels @churchboy