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Should be working on my first post for Substack, but my brain has other ideas currently. _Why write an introductory post when you could be reading about intermediate range ballistic missiles and loitering munitions? Do anti-loitering laws apply to drones?_ Serious business. . .

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Brains are weird. Can get an absurd amount of work done in a rather short period of time, just as long as it isn't the thing that is supposed to be getting done. _Still haven't figured out why mine is convinced that 0200 is the best time to run the vacuum cleaner._

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Probably has something to do with the fact that at the end of the day we're just critters with delusions of grandeur. _Could explain our preference for cocaine over churu._

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Definitely makes our penchant for violence make more sense. _Murder turkeys with multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles._ Say hi MIRV!

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Don't know how we wandered down this rabbit hole but we seem to have ended up with critter photos, which is probably the best you can hope for when procrastinating. _Now where did that typewriter get to?_ Alright, enough of this, time to get to work (again). _Don't forget to pet the critters for me!_