Opening an account on an exchange:
2010: "Please provide a username, password, and email"

2012: "Please provide a username, password, email, and real name"

2014: "Please provide a username, password, email, real name, date of birth, and address"

2016: "Please provide a username, password, email, real name, date of birth, address, social security number, and scanned ID"

2018: "Please provide a username, password, email, real name, date of birth, address, social security number, scanned ID, selfie, and proof of residence"

2020: "Please provide a username, password, email, real name, date of birth, address, social security number, scanned ID, selfie, proof of residence, hair sample, skin sample, stool sample, and a picture of the amount of tread left on your tires"

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