<center><h1>I'm Still Not Rich From Steemit...</h1></center>
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<center>**Steemit hasn't made me rich yet...
Ain't got no car, no private jet.**
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**I just can't figure what's the deal!
I post each day; I keep it real...**

**As a fresh minnow on day one,
I swam the seas and had my fun.**

**With awe I saw top author's payouts,
In wonder I observed their layouts!**
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**So quick did I concoct a scheme,
I knew I soon would rule supreme!**

**I copy pasted @fyrstikken,
My reputation went to ten!**

**I had no choice to stay quite chipper:
I plaigirized some @papa-pepper.**

**At this sad point my score was zero,
But mommy said I was a hero!**
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**I sniped myself some @jerrybanfield
& suddenly was in a minefield!**

**Every square was flag on flag
& everyone did on me rag.**

**But I kept on, no time to lose;
No matter think they ill my ruse!**

**I stole some memes from @xaero1,
No worries mate, all in good fun!**
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**Took epic words from @stellabelle,
& thought I heard an om'nous knell!**

**My next target was @neoxian,
And lo came my combustion!**

**I really think I'm innocent,
But my Steemit c'reer is broke & bent!**

**I quickly fell from Steemit heaven,
Alas, my rep is minus eleven!**

**I'd never thought I'd fall this low,
So @ned and @dan, UPVOTE ME BRO!**

**I pledge to quit my spammish ways,
So make me wealthy in six days!**

[![vote-squid-badge-overkillcoin.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXuRuT9mmVu1HcSfd9wqo1EQM6UGdjv5babUN83c4enE6/vote-squid-badge-overkillcoin.jpg)](https://steemit.com/art/@overkillcoin/art-vote-squid-badge-version)</center>![meme-compilation-thumbnail (2).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmV1xSTXwyAbfqbYbjD8eRcmJWpKFc7cLXXZipr5RFsqfB/meme-compilation-thumbnail%20(2).jpg)
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<h2>Written by @d-pend
9/12/17</h2>
Images property of 
Their respective owners.<h3>"Vote-squid" by @overkillcoin.
[(Go support his rad art!)](https://steemit.com/art/@overkillcoin/art-vote-squid-badge-version)</h3>
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