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>What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!


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 Terrible? YES! Although we have a feeling this could be a great opportunity for a sports bra brand? 

Another huge thanks to the guys @ icanhazadadjoke.com - their database is unreal and has an unlimited amount of quality dad jokes. Where do you source your puns from (not including your own dad!)

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