<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! 

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>"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."


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 Terrible? We know! 

 Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky kids! 

 <center>![dad.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmX6r5E7mXmmpvWfjR9V6yQdTTWbeM5KthVP4dMxguZzfb/dad.png)</center> 

 *<center>(Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjokeoftheday)*</center> 
 *<center>(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)*</center> 

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