I started a new picture 💋 How to survive with a creative woman? 🎨 ✌
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<html> <h1>Hello everybody! I started a new picture. There will be a whole series of paintings depicting beautiful women.</h1> <p><strong>Material:</strong> Canvas, oil</p> <p>Oil paintings I write for a very long time. I'm working on every detail. I paint each layer.</p> <p>How to survive with a creative woman? 🎨 ✌</p> <p>(Caution, many letters) 💋</p> <p>If you already live with a creative woman, then you can hardly read this article. For already wept all eyes. Blood. If you're just going to live with such a woman, then here's the manual, how to postpone your infarction for a couple of years. Okay, for a couple of days. Which is also not so small, if you think about it.</p> <h2>On the handles</h2> <p>To begin with, you need to understand that the creative woman in the shower is an absolute child. At the same time, she can hurt millions, run on 20 cm high heels and feed a family of fifteen rifles. It does not matter. Inside is still a little girl who wants to handle. We need to carefully monitor the mood and have time to catch on the handles before the first tear drops down her cheek. Because later it will be too late - at best, the beloved will just curl up on the padded stool and will dream of how to rush under the train. At worst, it will turn into an eerie xenomorph that is going to avenge the world, which rejected it.</p> <h2>Mode</h2> <p>If you dreamed of waking up next to a loved one, forget it. Her museum does not give a damn at all that you're at work tomorrow, that you had plans that you want breakfast and do not give a damn about the rest of the philistine stuff. When he wants, then he comes. Empirically established that the muse - they are like vampires, terribly afraid of sunlight and prefer to be at night. Therefore, you are terribly lucky if from the phase of fast sleep you will bring out the fierce sound of the keys on which your female writer is sculpting another netlenku. It could be much worse - you could be taken out of the deep sleep phase by a uterine howl, because your female actress rehearses Lady Macbeth.</p> <h2>This cruel, cruel world</h2> <p>A creative woman has such a subtle emotional organization that you can watch news through it. Accordingly, a collision with harsh reality tears this canvas into shreds. She was shouted at the reception desk! She was pushed in the subway car! She will never go outside again. Well, except for the strong back of a reliable man who will kill anyone who offends her. He will kill, but will not say: "Yes, hammer, what are you pulling yourself up on a flat spot?".</p> <h2>Temperament</h2> <p>Probably, somewhere in the world a creative phlegmatic woman lives. Somewhere on the shore of Loch Ness or nearby. The standard creative woman is certainly a choleric. Moreover, in the stage that looks more like a maniacal depressive psychosis than a character type. She was just crying, but now she was laughing? Do not relax, now sobs again. Predicting this is impossible, stopping - even more so. It is necessary to attach teeth and survive.</p> <h2>Are not you a prince or something?</h2> <p>A creative woman would not at all become so, if she did not have a rich imagination. Therefore, all the surrounding people, she mentally gives the necessary qualities and contently summarizes: "Wow, what beautiful people surround me." Of course, a creative woman thinks up her own man especially carefully. Sometimes she gets addicted, and the resulting copy has very little in common with you. Therefore, it is necessary to take the beloved from illusion to reality very carefully, and, ideally, it makes sense to leave everything as it is. And play along. If she is an actress, figure out who she is acting out right now, and work out a partner. If she is an artist, wear this creepy tie, if she thinks it's beautiful. And if the writer, then just learn when to write "tsya", and when "fuck". And she may not be able to figure it out.</p> <h2>Objectivity</h2> <p>Forget this word. No, do not just forget it. Shove this objectivity into some hole on your body. Forever. If the strange dark spots on the dirty canvas most closely resemble the Rorschach test - this is a problem of your vision, not her talent. Just remember that she painted a great picture, wrote a brilliant book or beat Sarah Bernhardt. And if you do not think so, then your task is not to lie. Your task is to lie in an inspired, convincing and verbose manner. So that she did not suspect anything. And she will suspect, do not doubt, because reflection is her middle name.</p> <h2>Adrenalin</h2> <p>Obviously, a creative woman needs emotions. We need to work, not for pampering. And what is the easiest way to get emotions? That's right: ugly cabaret scandal. In order not to go crazy and not kill her on the spot, you need to understand that she did not just dig out without a reason. She is having a breakfast. Do you have breakfast before work? And she, too. And the fact that she is eating your brains, so you feel sorry for what?</p> <h2>Life</h2> <p>No, she can clean the toilet and stand in line. But What Price. Just believe that doing it yourself will be much cheaper.</p> <h2>A crisis</h2> <p>We need to understand that people who are creative professionals are constantly banging some stupid people: stupid customers, stupid producers, stupid editors, stupid gallery owners - all the stupid people of the planet gather around your clear sun and let's scold, insult, humiliate and not take to work. This is a critical moment, when everything depends on you, if not everything, much. Do not you dare to psychotheatology favorite on the topic "Let's think where. (<a href="https://vk.com/tru_artist">Text</a>)</p> <p><img src="https://pp.userapi.com/c845017/v845017844/2f978/qLoBAf1kdck.jpg" width="720" height="960"/></p> <h2>Live for the little things that make us happy! Glad to see you! 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