那些不堪入目的性启蒙事件
hive-105017·@davidke20·
0.000 HBD那些不堪入目的性启蒙事件
说说这几天回老家的事。本想 #nsfw 掉帖子，可是又觉得性知识没啥错误，那就当普通贴子发出来好了。不喜勿入哈，可以跳下去直接看图。上面这一段我是用来写最近回乡的一些内心深处的潜意识“寻回”。 首先，我拉叔要先来认个罪。我很确定我的一时变态，是有意识的性启蒙探索。我很小的时候已经会分辨老姐的蕾丝胸罩，老妈是超大型的哈密瓜秤了。我也试过拿来嗅…哇…真的很香。咦？会不会是不管是否胸罩，就算是臭臭的底裤洗完了也应该会因为柔软剂而变得清新是吧？别问我有没嗅过自己的底裤，我是不会告诉你的 😅 老拉叔以前抽屉里收着很多旧的月历，有些是全年不同款跑车的，有些是世界各地的旅游景点，有些是建筑物，更多是零件商自家出品的月历上有不同的建筑五金零件。你不必说了，我是不会告诉你我有没有翻过的。不然我怎么知道柜子里最左边那叠月历，从下面数上来第七本月历，是1985年超级比基尼和名贵跑车的月历。 那些都是很搞笑的童年。到了出来社会工作，有了稳定的女朋友，女朋友也搬来我们家住，方便上班。虽然有老人家在，但老人家也有出去的时候，那么就是我和女朋友二人世界的时候了。至于战场细节和血腥内容我就不分享了哈，倒是有一次我们鸳鸯戏水的时候，可能水声太大，完全没听到有人进屋。到我们洗好澡下楼梯去时，发现桌上有一个碗装着几枚包子，压着一张纸条，上面写到“包子可以拿来吃，我去七哥那里迟一点会回来。” 过几天老拉叔还招我去跟他父子早餐。这就怪了，他从来不把他老婆留在家的，看来这次肯定挨揍了。结果，吃饭时他只轻轻交待，搞出人命就什么前途都没了，好自为之。那事之后，我肯定了老拉叔就是我的偶像。 酒店开房间，我已经学了套套不能往马桶丢，会弄堵。可是，在家里就有些为难了。若丢在房间的垃圾桶过一夜，第二天就腥味洋溢了😅 若丢在楼下大家都丢垃圾的桶，那么我这一团用卫生纸卷着的也太显眼了吧🤣有时太紧急，绑了就直接往厨房窗口外一丢，肯定直接进沟渠吧。有一次，白天没有上班，家里垃圾又满了，所以我亲自把垃圾拿出去后巷，当我一眼望过去厨房窗口外面的铁框时我惊呆了，竟然不少个不明物体没成功掉进沟渠，而是不小心黏着铁框了。 还有还有，那个色情录影带我还在播到一半时突然停电。偶的天啊！晚上老拉叔回来了，我还怎么去当着大家面前拿出来。再说，我还要出去上补习啊！最后没办法，还是硬着头皮去上学，希望到一直停电到我放学回来。结果…补习班上到一半电源就恢复了。我当时已经意志消沉，已经知道那柄带肯定被人发现了。放学后，我都不知要把单车开去往河里跳，最后没勇气还是回家了。奇怪的是，录影带已经拿出来，而且已经收回去盒子里面。没有人讨论过也没有人提起这件事。 真是的，眨眼间又过了几十年。偶尔想起这些事还是会回心一笑。我真的很难想象老拉叔面对的灾难性儿子要用什么样的智慧来解决。几十年后再看，应该没有得再好的解决方法了。 ---    开斋节年初一，我们到白板区的小溪去玩水乘凉。没几个人来，超爽。  小拉拉替我照顾老母亲。老妈超喜欢小拉拉，一直说好像看着小时候的我。搞得我们小拉拉都妒嫉他老爸了。  这楼梯口发生过什么事我就不作解释了，但我能提议就是四个字“声音响亮”。  图不是我的，因为老姐是反方向。拉叔就是对面那一方南下去吉隆坡的方向。
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