这里签个名，就可以走了。记得，保释期间必须每天早上八点前到任何一家警局，置入身份证和指纹验证报到，不然保释金一律没收，保释取消。担保人符荣杰，请确保嫌犯身份后到柜台去领发票。听审前这段日期，犯人的去向，担保人必须负全责。

我拉叔长这么大个人警局是去了不少次，年少时卖翻版也被逮捕过，当时社群大佬一通电话就解决放人。也有试过和别人女朋友在墓地前半夜车震，被巡警抓个正着。当时，也是不慌不忙的用一些特殊关系和手法给解决了。没想到，这次竟然因为和朋友去夜场应酬被抓个正着，并且是大型逮捕，全部上猪笼车送警局验尿。

我当然没有通知母老虎来担保我。出事后我脑里一直翻着自己能记得的电话号码。毕竟，被捕时手机被没收。我能打的电话只有一通，一般一定是会通知母老虎的。可是，这种事让她处理，我觉得必须是身后事。既然我没活得不耐烦，所以决定了第二个想到的电话号码，竟然是符荣杰。

阿杰大半夜接了电话只说了一句马上来，20 分钟后就出现在警局了。尿液检验结果显示我没有毒品反应，警方很快就和阿杰说好保释的程序，然后就给我安排放人了。阿杰吩咐我不要开车，然后他就把我载回家。一路上还不停叮嘱我回到家里要小心给口供，不然就算不命丧虎口也可能会死无全尸，总之死路一条。

他说，不如直接认了说去夜店应酬喝醉了，反正骗不了，不如直接实话实说。要说成因为酒驾被扣留，这样听起来也比较值得同情。排期听审日期到了也可以大摇大摆跟母老虎说上庭去，只要不被判入狱，基本能放出来就是好汉一条，法庭也功德无量。这种小事，判入狱简直是用纳税人的钱来养猪。一般是情有可原，轻者一千几百罚款，重则一万五千和守行为，分分钟比醉驾轻判。阿杰，你是什么时候变得辣模聪明伶俐哒？

到家后已经天开始亮了。阿杰把我赶下车后马上离开了说要赶去上班。母老虎在给娃准备着早餐，也没有问我半句，我倒是心虚了一哈过去从她身后搂过去。她转过身来亲了我一下，没说什么就自顾继续给娃们准备了。既然她没表示，我也不想节外生枝，拿了毛巾马上洗个澡去。

洗澡间一出来，我整个人愣住了。桌上有本小册子，跟警厅哪一本反清复明的名册一模一样。我嚓！他们从哪里弄来的？！这次简直水洗不清了。这时，母老虎在他们身边，一边翻着血红色的册子，一边说怎么有人的学校纪念册弄成警局犯罪记录簿个样子🤣

![](https://images.ecency.com/DQmPfTgCs6VEdZDiJUV8Yu346SE2FawmZnXokPSNo2oNkgR/1705283680450.jpg)

醒来后，我还一时弄不清楚这梦，还往微信同学群去问谁的名字叫符荣杰？一边洗澡才理出个头绪。原来，那个有名的夜场当年拉叔因为应酬，进去没带够现金。虽然没有叫陪坐，但那些女人越坐越多过来，最后差点出不了门口。最后友人教我准备一叠小钞，进去房里仙女撒花一般将钞票往空中抛。这样，几十个女人肯定乱起来抢钱就可以趁机逃跑了！而那个夜场就在芙蓉市中心，想起来真好笑唉。至于阿杰，是我的中学同学兼好友。到了今天，就算是睡梦中也能背得出他的电话号码（当年的电话号码）。至于那个红色的犯罪记录簿，根本就是本公司派给顾客的记录本🤣

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