立麼春
hive-105017·@davidke20·
0.000 HBD立麼春
大家好鴨！我是拉叔，你們的自由博客。馬年立新春，大家都可喜可賀之際，我又再次被招到老闆娘房間“照肺”。為了增加戲劇性和照顧到其他非粵語讀者的理解範圍，我找來了谷歌AI大師為大家解釋啥子是照肺。 --- 粵語「照肺」意指被上司或長輩召見並嚴厲責罵、訓斥，源於醫院的X光「照肺」檢查，象徵著被徹底檢查、審視內心或錯誤，如同身體被照X光般一覽無遺。因「肺」與「吠」發音相近，也隱喻被像狗吠一樣的大聲責罵。 **以下是關於「照肺」的詳細說明：** **典故來源：**源自醫院拍X光（照胸肺）的檢查。因為檢查能看清肺部情況，引申為上司要把下屬叫到辦公室，徹底把問題「照」出來、檢討清楚。 **寓意：**這通常意味著情況較嚴重，需要對質或接受訓話，而非普通的指導。 **諧音隱喻：**在粵語文化中，肺（fai3）和吠（fai3）諧音，照肺亦帶有被大聲叱喝、訓斥的感覺。 **常用情境：** 「又要做照肺喇，今次死得啦。」（又要被上司叫去罵了，這次死定了。） 「你琴日遲到，今日準備去照肺啦。」（你昨天遲到，今天準備好被訓話吧。） --- 只從開始讀那本新買的書，書名為【Everything is fucked】後……對，這書名的意思是反正啥都搞垮了，裡面都是說怎麼去處理自己的心態。 讀了這些垃圾書籍，其實讓我感覺輕鬆多了。老闆娘照肺，什麼病毒都找出來了，其實還有不少是她餵給我的🤣比如，把代理員寵壞啦、背著我答應代理員額外的佣金啦、有的沒的都是她說了算，結果就算在我頭上了。 我以為自己很醒目，就說沒事的老闆娘，我頂多這不就開車過去給代理員責罵，罵完最多把他卸了，少個香爐，少個清理，早就準備好了🤣 結果，非但沒有“安慰”到她老人家，照肺還進一步到照膽了🤣她不能接受我的說法，出問題了就應該解決！用最妥善的方法去說服代理員……（我心想就是多得老闆娘你亂說話不少了）。 可能是真的看多了Everything is fucked，反正都垮了，沒事的。哀莫大於心屎。對我來說，上級們已經屎了。沒必要對屎人發脾氣，沒必要給屎人說的屎話氣上頭。代理員每次越界直接找老闆娘談條件也沒經過我同意，那現在這堆屎浮上來了，只要我把它推開，他們兩個屎人就可以開始吃了。 不過，我也開始理解到為什麼她是老闆娘，我不是了。就是要有這種拼搏精神，幹不了也要用“製造現實”的，先把業績掙回來保住飯碗再說！現在出事了，打死不接電話，接了也馬上說開會待會兒打回去，至於後來有沒打回去我就不知道了🤣 我不是贊同她那種用手法把業績整來的做法，但是我欣賞她那種“現在開會沒空”。 結果，立個春都幾乎被代理員開年了🤣不過，可能是立春大節日，代理員雖然發飆說不能和解，但他說知道不關我事，我當然口頭上也感謝代理員的“理解”。理論上，如果當初這個代理員是聽我的話，業績可能不用拼這麼高，福利可能拿不高，但至少不用活到這個地步，業績拼了，老闆娘口頭答應的特別獎金拿不到🤣 還是老話一句，她是老闆娘我不是，她能出的招就是她成功之處。我現在也學到了，不過我學的不是出招，是如何閃人🤣 Everything is fucked，真的是一本好書，反PUA的一本典範書籍。 --- 我每年立春都會將雞蛋豎立起來，不過今年已經立在代理員面前被“春”了幾個小時，回家都大晚上了，累得連Drugwars都沒打就睡了，所以沒立到。希望今年還是大吉大利吧，反正Everything is fucked，已經屎了的人是不會再活過來的。好，等我把谷歌Gemini再拉出來給大家解釋一哈為什麼立春要立蛋。  > 立春将鸡蛋竖立（立蛋）是一种源自中国的传统民俗，寓意着大吉大利、祈求来年好运、以及庆祝春天万物复苏。因“鸡”与“吉”谐音，“立”与“利”谐音，立春立蛋象征着开启一年的吉祥与财富。这不仅是趣味游戏，也是人们对美好生活的向往。  現在的早餐是炒米粉，兩顆雞蛋，一杯奶茶，就這樣了。6元5，還能接受嗎？為啥兩顆蛋？別人說，以型補型，為了避免一邊打一邊小，我還是吃兩顆比較安全🤣  話說，前天本來要和母老虎去吃蒸魚，結果發現蒸魚店很空盪沒幾個人。蒸魚檔好像搬走了，於是我們點了瓦煲雞飯。  十一元的一煲飯，你覺得還可以嗎？臘腸又很夠，雞也很軟。我們還點了餃子，8塊錢五枚，店東還操著北方口音呢，真好聽。
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