Bangers for Steemit (Brainlet edition. Aka, I've been a zombie and didn't keep up with this shit.)
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0.000 HBDBangers for Steemit (Brainlet edition. Aka, I've been a zombie and didn't keep up with this shit.)
<html> <p>Welp. I dun goofed. It has been a literal eternity since I last made one of these posts that were supposed to be weekly, mostly because I've spent a fair amount of the past month feeling like a dilapidated asshole that has been sucked on by a bloated meth head living out of his van down by the river. But, I figured I should stop moping around like such a pussy and try to get some content out on here, at least every now and then. I enjoyed writing out these recommendation posts, so I'm gonna get back to doing them once a week. I believe this is week 8? But, my brain does appear to be quite small, so I may be wrong here. If you're <del>some kind of cave licking troglodyte</del> just hearing about this and haven't seen one of these posts before, let me fill you in. This was/is a weekly series I do where I recommend some tunes I've listened to recently that made my nipples hard, so I decide to share them here in hopes of monetary gain so I can blow the money on stupid shit. Or, powering up my account. One or the other. </p> <p>So, with that out of the way lets get into the music, doods. </p> <p><strong>1: Shadow of Intent- Underneath a Sullen Moon</strong></p> <p>https://youtu.be/bf_99pU4BLI</p> <p>I know this band has been on one of my lists before, and for good reason. They're one of my favorite new age deathcore/death metal bands around. And, holy fuck. Does their new album really give my nutsack a big old tingly feeling. This song in particular absolutely fucking slaps, and has some heavy black metal vibes going to it. In fact, it's probably the only black metalish song I've liked in a long time, as most of that genre is like listening to a homeless man shit himself inside of a dumpster. I could honestly just make this whole list about these guys, as I enjoy pretty much every song of their newest album. Highly recommend if you're looking for some new metal to listen to <del>while farming monkey nuts on runescape</del>. </p> <p><strong>2: Circa Survive- Schema</strong></p> <p>https://youtu.be/RfbnSb8kFkI</p> <p>This song came as a surprise to me, as I honestly didn't think I would like it. I've never been a fan of Circa Survive before, mainly because the music behind the vocalist has always been boring as fuck and never really stood out. You could tell me it's Chuck E. Cheese animatronics playing the instruments and I wouldn't have doubted you for a moment<del>, even the part where you pulled out your genitals and offered me a hit of PCP.</del> This song however I found pretty damn enjoyable. The guitar and drums finally stand out a bit from Anthony Green's (The Vocalist) shadow, and finally feel like they have some life in them and don't stink of children's tears and crappy ass pizza. Would definitely recommend this track, though I think the rest of their catalog is pretty hit or miss. </p> <p><strong>3: Allegaeon- Threshold of Perception</strong></p> <p>https://youtu.be/Sx9NLiA9Kk8</p> <p>I just recently found about this band, and this is another more recent metal band that absolutely makes me get chubbed up when it comes on. Not only are their technical skills great, but their sounds paint a solid picture in your head when you listen to it. I can't tell you how many times I've listened to this track since finding it a couple of weeks ago. If you're looking for some more good metal to add to your steroid fueled gym workout playlist, this is definitely top tier shit. As a bonus, the music video for this song is probably one of the best I have seen for a metal band in a long ass time. I wish more bands would be down to do silly goofy shit instead of trying to look like some edgelord school shooter ready to write his incel manifesto about how he hates women and fortnite. </p> <p><strong>4: Dance with the Dead- Invader</strong></p> <p>https://youtu.be/1Egf1OZ1CuE</p> <p>I'm not a huge fan of electronic music, but this is a huge exception to that. This isn't the first electronic band I've recommended, as I've shared Carpenter Brut who is probably my favorite electronic band, but this band is a very close second. They have a lot of 80's vibe going to them for a few different reasons, one of which is the guitar they include in small sections of their songs. I can't say I would be a guru for this type of music, but I definitely recommend this track and band if you want a good band to listen to while finger blasting your asshole on camera to lonely 48 year old men. </p> <p>So, that's it for this week of music. I'll definitely make sure to keep up with this for the 4 people who even bother to remember that I exist in this cosmic crypto void. Feel free to leave any recommendations you might have below, and I'm sure I'll let you know how flaccid or hard it made my pee pee. Hope you guys found at least one track that you can enjoy, but if not feel free to get fucked, pussyboi. Take it easy! </p> <p><img src="https://i.imgur.com/PJbUhnC.png<"/></p> </html>
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