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"Swirly Coffee" by mattfoster is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0

Wormhole in my coffee,
another time and place.
You wont find one in tea-
a hole in time and space!

All was fine as I stirred, spinning round and round.
Nothing was amiss as I drank the beverage down.
My cup seemed to get heavy, making me take pause.
I peered into the cup to see- what could be the cause?
A tiny gap in time and space bending physical laws!
I poked my spoon into the midst of the hungry maw,
it seemed to stretch and disappeared, distorted and unreal.
I dropped the cup and backed away, quivering with fear!

Wormhole in my coffee,
another time and place.
You wont find one in tea-
a hole in time and space!

Plucking up my courage, I took another look
as soon as I had read through all my astrophysics books
would I win a Nobel prize for discovering this thing?
Greed in my eyes to my surprise I began to get sucked in!
Panic and fear and disbelief! I was dragged across the floor!
Suddenly to my relief it pulled at me no more.
Wondering why I opened my eyes suddenly to see
an astounding world to which I'd been hurled ruled by Coffee Beans!

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"Coffee Bean" by GlennFleishman is licensed under CC BY 2.0

Wormhole in my coffee,
another time and place.
You wont find one in tea-
a portal through time and space!

The house where I had landed seemed to be the same.
Except for every image within the photo frames
pictured coffee beans of obscene size walking on the beach,
wearing wedding dresses, and practicing free speech!
Within one of the pictures, I noticed something strange
the beans within were munching on a fresh cooked human brain!
The next thing that I noticed was a bottle behind the bar
the label stated "Human Blood- Processed in Qatar"

Wormhole in my coffee,
another time and place.
You wont find one in tea-
a portal through time and space!

My next move was to turn around to try to make an escape
back to my home and to a world run by advanced apes
but to my consternation the wormhole was no more
and so I hid under the sink when a knock came at the door.
"I'm sorry sir we've had reports of a human on the loose,
you know that they are dangerous and drink hot coffee bean juice"
"I haven't seen anything odd or even out of place
but I'll quickly check up with my wife just to be safe!"

To my despair I heard a pair of footsteps on approach
"Are you in the kitchen, love? Making me some toast?"
Next thing I knew they'd found me. "AHA a human bean!
we've got you now, where is his wife?" They pointed at the bean
with a saddened frown and tears of brown beginning now to stream.
"I could not know! I fell through a wormhole" But they just laughed at me!
"Well if you wont cooperate, we will take you away
and send you out for processing- you'd make a delicious crepe!"

"Its no more than you'd do to us, if you had your way!
You human beans with twisted dreams are totally insane.
Grinding up good coffee, just to make a drink?!?
What about those left behind- don't you ever think?"
"Well yes but you eat humans too!" I quickly replied
"We also have families left behind to cry!
My wife's at home and does not know what's become of me!
So let me go I won't tell a soul what you do to human beings!"

The bean whose wife was missing, whose tears were streaming down
looked troubled for a moment, and then began to frown.
"Perhaps he tells the truth about this strange wormhole
my wife may be trapped as he is! Within an alien world!
Let him go back to his home provided he will send
her on her way this very day back through to our end!"
With that we all began to search and found it once more
surrounded by shattered pottery, just inside the door
and so I left with bated breath, my house to explore.

I quickly found a single bean quaking beneath the table,
I soothed her fears and dried her tears as best as I was able
then sent her home back through the hole and sank into a chair
to await my wife and explain my strife, the question is do I dare?



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