![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdvg7RsepVUvZdVboGQ6isCsV2rR3Pg6yoHX2Y4Cgav1x/image.png)
I wake up full of hope,
today I'll get a big one,
opened up the portal,
But no-I got none.



![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbMFqX4fArMULH1zm8tvxiUA1mcETASaVzumSAE9ZERWW/image.png)
Next up: Trending section,
my soul hurts like a bitch,
looking at same ol’ posts,
my hand starts to itch.




![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZvnr4rcyR6uy6CCUpBnBnPL1HdiRKVgoyr7AoqM35WDm/image.png)
Taking Satoshi’s name,
I refresh my page,
hoping I have earned
my minimum wage.



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Checking out my wallet,
how much do I redeem?
and behind door number three
is one thousandth of a steem.



![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQgRBM6muB6ZXZUfLSpxte7tCn2AkWk3FkhTfKu6uJtDW/image.png)
The friend doing DMania
looks at me and snickers,
gives comments but no upvote
I’ll soon put spiders in his knickers.


![giphy-downsized (11).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPxW1sRNYsWUwBATyCovy7es1jb51x8VhaHpqkuq8HfpY/giphy-downsized%20(11).gif)
Then there is that geek
who was an early adopter,
who had muted my account
while waving from a 'copter.



![giphy-downsized (12).gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZvM6JuiCK4g4R8qQDf4XAgaNYaDg9SDTtRaynyD8i328/giphy-downsized%20(12).gif)
Read my post about crypto
I implore the blockchain
It is solid, funny writing
not 7 uses of Rogaine.


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I swallow my pride ,
Send money to a bot,
I'm so potently poor 
that my bid is lost.

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Having no money left to bribe,
I put my e-steem on the shelf,
Swallow my pride
to upvote myself.


Yes, I upvote myself. It feels good. If nobody wants to upvote me I’ll do it myself. Self-love if the best love.
Make upwanking great again.

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Whale looks like it’s roasting time:

Please don’t go crying to your Mommy!

Already did the other two *weird winky emoji*

@dandesign86 

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTXkmiXougNtLgTyBGNNoYNH3qxQ3aaBwj4LtbR3Tr6z5/image.png)


The profile lulls you into a sense of security and then wham!

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdDyVuM2k93Nj3r1ywz6JsKEWXxvFBsCaiMqzeVebEWSN/image.png)

No judging! (Pun not intended)


I’m not saying @Take5 is vague , but I know more about Dan’s Mother’s culinary preferences.



![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNunJi8WmHYcWKQiAbf5wKonTEcj15tvEMMR6KACbCUQ8/image.png)


Mic drop!

*picks it up because it’s rented

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