RE: I've got some witness slots open... by berniesanders
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0.000 HBDOk Firstly Bernie... you need to vote for @NextGenCrypto, cause he's awesome! Next you have to consider these guys.... First Up: <h2>@holger80</h2>  he just got his first 1 block 2 days ago....he's excited like a kid who just got his first toy.... hahah! 😘 he's a Serious Steem Developer....he's got 12944 lines of code for the Mega Awesome ***Beem Steem Python Library*** since Feb 18 (Beem is used by **Utopian** and **Qurator**).... that's like writing a harry potter novel AND a fifty shades of grey since Feb2018! and He just took my request to create a database library function for beem so we can really start using this to scale @comedyopenmic! How cool is that! yo gotta Seriously Consider Bumping the Genius Boy up Bernie! Then Next you have to consider this guy: <h2>@jackmiller</h2> I only know him for 1+ week, and he is an impressive Aussie, cool as cucumbers TA suppoter, Vet. Recently, Jack has gone out on a limb to help us out at @ComedyOpenMic as we are a young witnesses here on Steem, but equally enlightening and worthy of votes, he's really great with his oral skills! 😛  Who Knew Big Hearted Man Have Big Tongues Too!! Next-Up! <h2>@Castellano</h2> ......I'm getting lazy af now....so I'll let him intro himself This is the tech firing all his <del>Sperms</del> influencers out!  Well what can i tell you: @Castellano is a witness for the ***COMMUNITY***, but not a communist one, run by @nNnarvaez AKA THE ***BOTman*** who is a loved dictator one of its pup proJects is a flagger novelty account run by a collective and impersonating a Socialist Narco General from Venezuela. Apparently Bernie you have like 10 illegitimate pup accounts run by him! Castellano umbrella consist of: @reveur a ( built from scratch ) 800 authors community bringing understanding that this is not a place to put their cat's pictures. And that the LEGO-Block-chain is to be taken seriously. @dcabellor Novelty account flagging the shit out of spammers @bebeth a team of cleaners and curators receiving posts from minnows postulating other minnows for curation on the comments section All run by a friendly (and hell raiser) benevolent tyrant (***BOTman***) who makes bots to make life easier not to sell votes. @Castellano real goal *(beside education, engagement and having fun while playing with the lego-blockchain to get some cheese)* is to train the ants to do the administrative parts of running communities because Veneuzelas when not shit-posting are high educated professional (not all of them, some are highly informed kids brought together by eating-cake-meetups) Now to some New and Yet Mature Community Collaborators.....The Fairly God Mothers of Writers With Broken Grammar Transformed into Curie Princesses <h2>@noblewitness</h2> The witness landscape is changing. What was once only Han Solo fighting injustice against cheap-ass bosses is no more....... now Hans has found his Chewbacca, Luke, and Leia. Witnessing and Supporting Communities at the same time is becoming more and more demanding of time, knowledge, technical skills, and platform awareness and presence. (Fcuk...you think we're going to stop at just 1 million accounts?....hell no!) United individual witnesses now align, team up and become the Guadians of the Galaxy!....ahem I mean team @noblewitness, serving you (Bernie), desperate communities with broken Engis (how do i spello that?), and the platform with their very best spell and grammar checkers all put together like Voltron! They're also dressing up as superheroes. Unfortunately for Muxxy, Rhonda has already called dibs on the Wonder Woman costume, but Andrei does look good in tights. Sircork took it too far, as usual, and shaved off his hair and refuses to get out of his wheelchair Now is the best part....cause I'm both tired && exhausted....and even lazier than before.... i ask GMuxXy to if he likes to help this lazy fcuker....and he said:    @rhondak is a force to be reckoned with, has a tough skin but a heart of gold as she runs an animal rescue called @tarc. She shares a house with a raccoon, only because the raccoon allows it. Founding member of @thewritersblock, what this lady doesn't know about writing could be turned into a Greek tragedy.  @gmuxx is a consummate Brit with a personal mission to teach American Steemians how to include the letter 'U' when spelling colour, favour and armour. PAL moderator and co-admin of @thewritersblock, Muxxy pretends to know how to write amusing stories for Steem consumption.  @anarcho-andrei may not be the sharpest bulb in the toolshed, but he knows what Steem is! He can do ten shots in an hour and not fall over. Number 11 puts him in a coma. Andrei is pushing for greater exposure for Steem Romania and the Steemit veterans community.  If you haven't been shouted at by synth "genius" @SirCork, you haven't been on Steem long. He's results-oriented, and he knows how to pick out great ideas from the pile. For example, reviving old Steemit tools that are no longer supported, like the Dead Followers Tool. His major project is the @YouAreHOPE foundation, which supports humanitarian aid endeavours around the world ...i take no responsibilities for these terrible summaries...but i offer rotten fruits for all to throw at them along with your witness votes! <h3>Anyways...I got a few more folks to introduce....so standby I'll be back tomorrow!.....how many free slots do you have Bernie? 6....ok 10-4!</h3>
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