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Source https://www.charismamag.com

- Wife calls her husband and says, “Darling, the car is broken, it won’t start.”
 
“What?! It’s in perfect order, what’s wrong with it?”
 
“It’s water in the carburetor, love.”
 
“Oh no, where are you right now?”
 
“Um, in the little lake behind the house…”


- I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".

Some days I just stand at a green light till I’m feeling good about myself.


- My new 1000 watt sound system is great! I can control the volume of my neighbor's banging on my door.


- Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument.
 
 I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.


- Just imagine, you’re a pair of jogging pants. You expect a nice and easy life of lying on the sofa. And then WTF?! You get bought by an ambitious jogger!

Source : http://www.short-funny.com/new-jokes.php#ixzz4tKOEGPZy

From Heart
Dr. Great Success

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