**Follow these 4 simple steps for global crypto domination:**

Step 1) Pump

Step 2) FOMO

Step 3) Dump

Step 4) FUD

Repeat as necessary to accumulate all BTC at bargain rates before a Satoshi is worth a penny. It's more fun if you do it with your friends!

*Optional: Work futures alongside pumping and dumping to maximize revenue.*

![whale.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYd7tp7bWLhgHePLkQ2TtWFFmtWq5q8BwkRjjUHX8kF8P/whale.png)