Why would I be a perfect husband to an extremely rich businesswoman
funny·@dumar022·
0.000 HBDWhy would I be a perfect husband to an extremely rich businesswoman
<html> <p>http://i.imgur.com/QA4akjy.jpg</p> <p><br></p> <p>If my dad was alive to see what I am writing right now, he would probably kill me. But today is different time than 30 years ago and I claim that a man<strong> can </strong>be a "<em>househusband</em>" to a successful and <strong>very rich businesswoman without being sissy</strong> or <strong>coot!</strong> These are my reasons why I could be that:</p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>01. </strong>I lived completely <strong>alone</strong> for eight years and in that period<strong> I learned to take care of myself. I keep my place clean and orderly.</strong> I'm not a "<em>cleaning freak</em>" and you would probably find a<strong> lot of dirt under the couch</strong>, but nothing serious.</p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>02. I cook everything!</strong> You wanna cooked, baked, fried, roasted? I can do it all and <strong>you will lick your fingers. </strong>I enjoy cooking, I'm very experienced, but I prepare meals with my hands, definitely<strong> yes</strong> in underwear. My kitchen is "<em><strong>men's kitchen</strong></em>", and it includes a lot of red meat, fish and vegetables!<strong> I always make big mess in my kitchen</strong>, but clean it later.</p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>03. I have both, college education and street education. </strong>It is useful for raising the kids, it cannot be bad when you have a father who experienced good and bad side of life!</p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>04. I can paint walls, break them down, then build new ones, I can install electricity into apartment, install pipes into walls, set ceramic tiles, set parquet and fix washing mashine.</strong></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>05. Kids love me! </strong>When I talk to two years old kid, I have two years too! Kids of all ages find me interesting and listen to me. <strong>But I can be very authoritative</strong> also, so they must respect me!</p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>06. When I drive, you always get on your meeting on time!</strong> I have never flied an airplane, but if we were in airplane with ten other people and with dead pilot,<strong> I wouldn't let anybody to take controles of the plane, but - myself! </strong>I was born for this kind of things. </p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>07. I act very protective to people I love!</strong> I'm not a guy with an apron and if someone touchs my family, I turn in some kind of<strong> werewolf</strong>, I cannot describe it, but it is better to <strong>avoid these situations!</strong></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>08. I am very resourceful and I react quickly.</strong> If my "<em>business - wife</em>" loses her job, I would <strong>take control in my hands</strong> without waiting a second.<strong> I have great biography and education,</strong> but in the same time, <strong>I can earn money in dozen ways without having a job!</strong></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>09.</strong> I have need for exercise but I have a lot of <strong>extra energy, so I can provide rich, wild and creative sexual life, which is the best possible treatment for this business ladies after stressful day on their jobs.</strong></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>10. I am not expensive! All I need is a joint or two every night when everybody goes to sleep!</strong></p> <p><br></p> <p><strong>http://i.imgur.com/wyTxCEa.jpg</strong></p> <p><br></p> <h3>This is not any kind of advertisement, if it was, I would put my half naked photo in my kitchen on it! </h3> <h2>These are only funny but true facts that I am perfectly capable to be househusband to an extremely rich woman! </h2> <h3>Gotta go to work! </h3> <h2>LOVE & PEACE!!!</h2> </html>
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