Opal on Couch Potatoing
dogsofsteemit·@eonwarped·
0.000 HBDOpal on Couch Potatoing
Hi all, Opal here again. Today I'd like to talk about a simple rule for the fashion couch potato. Because being a couch potato is a fairly difficult trick to master, mainly because it's hard to be a potato, and it's hard to be thinking about nothing. But you know, it's easy for me, when I want to, because well, *dog*. Anyway, the first step is, well, to be on a couch. Just be sitting pretty, and also try to appear bored.  Check! Next, wait for the suspicious person carrying a rectangle with the small circle inside to look in your direction. Now the next set of steps are going to come fast, so be prepared. But you know, it's much like driving a car or crossing the street. Here we go...  Look right (or left).  Look left (the opposite way).  And then straight ahead. That way you get all angles of your pretty head covered. And at the same time, you can check for any suspicious activity in the surrounding area. After you have verified that it is clear, you can conclude that it is safe to continue being a potato. That concludes the potato test. Carry on.
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