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For sake of nonsense, let's do this. 

Bla bla bla, Steemit name challenge. <i> Thanks a lot @kex....</i>

So there were some rules:
>-Tell us in a post how you chose the current Steemit username you have. The story behind it.
-Tell us your real name!
-If you could change your current username, which name would you choose and why? If you have a possible usernames list, mention it!
-Use the tag #steemitnamechallenge so that the creator of the challenge can track all the posts and check them out
-Nominate 5 people for this challenge

Okay, now when that is done, let's hit the topic. 

Story behind my username is kinda boring actually. I was having coffee with lady @eveuncovered and ranting about my existential crisis. In same time I tried to come up with username different from my other alter ego. Which is also my irl nickname. I wanted to keep my privacy in Steemit so couldn't use the name that I usually always use. I'm big fan of escapism and it was the topic of discussion on that day. I'm also master of escaping things, mostly problems and life. So what would be more suitable than @escapist?
I'm quite devoted to this alter ego actually, and I have to admit that it gets more meanings everyday. 

My real name? If I would tell you that, I'd have to kill you all. Sorry. My full name is rare, it is actually so rare that I'm only one in whole wide world to have that combination. So doxxing me would be way too easy. <i>Not like it is hard now either...</i> If someone is still missing the fact, I like my privacy, so no real names here in Bchain.

If i changed my current username I think I would still go with something similar. Like "Esc". <i>I'm actually kinda jealous to @kex as his username is genius ! </i>  Also Esc would be just short version out of escapist, escapism or escape. Though i'm happy that I still can use Esc as a nickname. The first one who actually used it was @paolobeneforti in chat and I dig the nickname a lot! Also, "Ham" would be fun username too. And even the story behind that would be funnier! 

So, next victims! I want to nominate:

@mobbs, You seem too young to be Edgar Mobbs.. So, wtf dude? 
@saywha, You said what?
@eveuncovered, Well, I know what it means, but gurl, why?
@BeerCake, I'm so going to bake you that Guinness chocolate cake one day, just because. 
@celestal, Why? Why not Mohawk?

<center> <h3>So, That was it. Thanks and Not sorry!</h3>
 # Esc is out! 
<i>Mic drop</i> </center>