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I've finally joined this contest after ages of hesitation.
Hello steemians, I got to know about this contest from @sophiaessoh




WHAT IS THAT SILLY THING THAT TAKES TEARS OUT OF YOUR EYES?
Ans : Queuing up for hours at the ATM gallery only to read "temporarily unable to dispense cash" when it's my turn to withdraw.





WHAT IS THE MOST WEIRD THING YOU LOVE?
Ans : Well, I've been waiting for years to be asked this question. Soft, creamy, fresh bread can burst my brain anytime.





FUNNY PART OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT YOU LIKE?
Ans : Eyebrow





WHO IS YOUR STEEMIT CRUSH?
Ans : @terrycraft, I admire him for his works on steemit so far.





WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE DONE ON STEEMIT?
Ans : Nothing really crazy except editing my introductory post for over three times.





WORKS OF TWO STEEMIANS THAT YOU DOFF YOUR HAT FOR?
Ans : The question should be if I even have a hat to doff for them😂 but @samstickkz and @sunravelme are amazing, they inspire me.





WHICH STEEMIAN WOULD YOU LOVE TO SEE A MOVIE WITH (maybe in a dark room.....winks)
Ans: @sunravelme ...... For goodness sake, movies are best watched in a dark room..winks





WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF THE FIRST THREE STEEMIANS BLOG YOU VISIT?
Ans : @terrycraft @surpassinggoogle and @chidiarua





WHO DO YOU WISH YOU WERE ON STEEMIT?
Ans : I haven't wished to be anyone on steemit but I wish I could reach the level @terrycraft is now. Also @juliank and @samstickkz






WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD WRITE ON STEEMIT THAT YOU COULDN'T?
Ans : Stories about my personal life and experiences but STEEMIT is far too open for that.






WHICH STEEMIAN DO YOU WANT TO MEET IN PERSON AND WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FIRST ACTION?
Ans : @samstickkz @samuelwealth @annieben , of course the first thing I'll do is to exchange pleasantries before even applauding them for their efforts on steemit.






WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF THE THREE HANDSOME GUYS/ BEAUTIFUL LADIES THAT YOU KNOW ON STEEMIT?
Ans : For ladies? @florae @sunravelme @annieben
          For guys? @joshuaetim @warpedpoetic @victoryudofia




WHO WOULD YOY LIKE TO BE YOUR STEEMIT GRANDFATHER, FATGER, MOTHER AND DAUGHTER?
Ans : Steemit grandfather? @samuelwealth, I know he doesn't look like my grandfather but I can just allow him take his place for now
         Steemit father? @vic-essien
         Steemit mother?  I'll gladly accept @sunravelme
        Steemit daughter? @peace.ekpo , if she's reading this, I'll like to say " babe, calm down, you can be my daughter"😂😂






NAMES OF TWO FOLLOWERS WHO GET LOW PAYOUT?
Ans : @peace.ekpo @chidiarua








NAMES OF TWO FOLLOWERS WHO GET GOOD PAYOUT?
Ans : @samstickkz @juliank







GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY ONE WORD TO @ned, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Ans : Congratulations





I nominate @kanemonday and @peace.ekpo for the contest.


Thank you Steemit community, let's keep the good works going. Thank you @mimy for this opportunity, keep writing, keep steeming!!