This ain't no Sunday School baby, we are going full on street smarts over at this course. 

I'm going to be teaching you something very important that will help you to be a more decent human being, and might even end up saving your life one day. 

## Did that spike your interest?

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Here we have a human subject who we are going to use as an example. What do you think she is trying to tell with her clothing, expression and posture? There are some very subtle hints that only a trained eye will notice, like yours, after this course.

For those of us who are highly trained in psychology and human behavioral science, it's very clear that she is telling you to **STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!** Do not approach, talk to her or for fuck sake touch her, you might end up losing a limb. Apparently, that is not so clear to the common citizen, so I'm here to teach you how to spot the red flashing signs. 

1. **Headphones** in her ears means that she is listening to music and probably doesn't want you to interrupt the good beats with your whiny voice. 

2. Her shirt says **NOT TODAY**. Other similar shirts might say for example "misanthropy" or "antisocial". Pretty self-explanatory, right?

3. **Mirrored lenses** making sure no-one can make eye contact. 

4. **Resting Bitch Face**, if that doesn't turn in to a smile as soon as she sees you, do_not_approach.

5. **Only glancing up from her phone in order not to walk into a pole**, or you, both as attractive to her.


* Advanced indicator: she is  **young, white and female** (so bitchyness is in her genetics).

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I don't want you to be discouraged by this, all these markings don't mean that you can never ever approach a person like that. If she, for example would take both her earphones off, flash a big smile and even take her sunnies off, you are good to go! Those are usually clear indicators that she is safe to speak to, and possibly even hug!


**Hope this helps you to navigate the stormy seas of life much smoother and safer. But as always, do your own research, and I will not take any responsibility for your misjudged actions.**

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Many people have told me over the years that I'd be a good teacher, so why not try it out here on Steemit, seems to work for some people.

If you feel like you didn't quite get what I was saying, I'll be available for some after school special education per request, and of course Steem is the preferred payment method.

*Disclaimer: if you are not fluent in English and/or don't have the ability to understand humor, sarcasm or parody, and you are easily offended by anything and everything, this post was not for you. Go away.*

Your Bad Teacher, Eve