There were two friends of mine who always fight each other when it comes to dinner hour, one will say that is not satisfied with the little little food that they  normally eat for dinner. The conversations goes does:

The future... Shola why do u always complain about dinner meal?

 Shola.... See don't ask me that question again OK!!

The future... Guy you need to train your stomach on how to be contented, I can see that u have never been satisfied and it's a virus 

Shola... Virus? You have started again abi, don't you think that he who failed to satisfy him or her self at the right time we suffer for it?

The future... Whatever you do now guy, is waiting for you in the future 
 
Shola... Ar you trying to say I will suffer in the future?

The future... That's right shola

Shola.... You must be crazy then. If not eating now will solve my problem, in that case I will not eat dinner and lunch again so as to have a brighter future.
 Both of them huge each other as the playlet ends.