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## <center>Greetings, Steemland!</center>
# <center>It's</center>
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# <center>and I'm feeling a little *wacky* 😜</center>
<center>...as usual.</center>
<center>💥The contests are OPEN TO ALL (ya don't need to be a Helpie to play).💥</center> 
<center>*Wanna know more about joining Helpie? Info down below.* 🤩</center>
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## [Last Week](https://steempeak.com/contest/@helpie/wacky-wednesday-pizza-time)
It was PIZZA TIME!
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<center>With 6 entires this week, EVERYBODY WINS!!! (again...)</center>
## <center>Congratulations to last week's winners!</center>
<center>*They will receive 1 STEEM MONSTER BOOSTER PACK, donated by @isaria! and @carrieallen*
For those not playing STEEM MONSTERS yet *Contact @carrieallen for details.* </center>
# <center>🌟@zaidagrilli 🌟 @wandergirl 🌟 @karinxxl 🌟 @nelsonchalbaud 🌟 @zaidaguevarae 🌟 @loler555 🌟</center>
<center>[![helpie token tiny.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/helpie/GH9zknOL-helpie20token20tiny.png)](https://steemit.com/helpie/@helpie/new-helpie-token-hlpe-rewards-distribution)Remember! Everyone's a winner! All participants will receive HLPE tokens!</center>
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## Now... what to do today...?
# <center>**I'd like to get to know ya... but in a weird way, ya know?**</center>
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##### <center>*So... answer the questions below and we'll see where it leads us.* 😎</center>

## CONTEST RULES 
* 👉**ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.**
	*You can make a post, but it's not required.*
	*Answers MUST appear in a comment below.*
* ❓ **If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?**
* ❓ **What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?**
* ❓ **What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?**
* ❓ **What is the sexiest and least sexy name?**
* ❓ **What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?**
 #### <center>All quality entries will also receive Helpie tokens!</center>

* **DEADLINE** to enter: When post pays out (or thereabouts). I'll announce the winner and a new contest next Wednesday!
### <center>**😍That's it!😍**</center>

# How to Win
It's random, baby!
![helpie token tiny.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/helpie/SjEipIT9-helpie20token20tiny.png)That's right! Everyone that follows the rules above will receive HLPE tokens and be entered in a random drawing for a STEEM MONSTERS BOOSTER PACK ($2 USD value).  

#### For every 4 entries there will be ONE random winner... up to **5 Booster Packs** given out a week! 
*Packs donated by @isaria.*

||1 Pack|2 Packs|3 Packs|4 Packs|5 Packs|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|# of Entries|0-7|8-11|12-15|16-19|20+|
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*Wanna know more about the Helpie token? Click the pic.*</center>

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<center>New to STEEM MONSTERS? 
Find out more on their blog @steemmonsters or click below to get started!

[www.STEEMMONSTERS.com](https://steemmonsters.com?ref=carrieallen)
Use my (@carrieallen)'s affiliate link to sign up and I'll send you free gifts!</center>

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<center>💛![carrie gif.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmU2wc1sv1VACtaKQCMtTowygB7CLs49e7bdZaZM5rbJRt/carrie%20gif.gif)</center>
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### <center>We are currently filling @helpiecake baker (curator) positions and are looking for blog post authors to write for @helpie. For more information check out the [April Update](https://steempeak.com/helpie/@helpie/helpie-updates-april-2019) or contact one of us on Discord or below. 😍</center>

*Helpie is an invite-only community. If you'd like to be considered to be a member of @helpie as a minnow in training, please consider joining [Palnet / MSP](https://discord.gg/mummV4g) and participating actively there, we have scouts constantly looking for the right minnows to support, and they will reach out with a private invitation.*

*Wanna reach out to us?  @paintingangels is a scout.😍 You can find her in discord - **paintingangels(serena)#3668**. She'll be happy to answer any questions you may have about Helpie, and can give you the information you need in order to possibly join our community. And while we're at it.... find me in Discord! **carrieallen#9415*** 😍

### <center>THE HELPIE WITNESS TEAM</center>
<center>@carrieallen @eonwarped @isaria @meno @swelker101 @paintingangels</center>
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*Click the wiggle to vote today!*</center>