Broccoli? How Did It Even Get In There?
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0.000 HBDBroccoli? How Did It Even Get In There?
Broccoli? How did it even get in there? That can't actually be broccoli. Wait…You're serious? That doesn't even make sense. <center></center> <center>[Photo by Robert Owen-Wahl](https://pixabay.com/en/appetite-broccoli-brocoli-broccolli-1238251)</center> Let me see if I can try and trace this back to the beginning, because I really want to understand how you got yourself into this situation. So you were with that guy, right? Yeah. Okay. So I'm on the right track at this point. And, from what you were saying the other day at the thing, you guys went to that place with all the little....you know, those little wiggly kind of...I don't know…how would you describe those things? Yes! That’s exactly it. Oh yeah? Me too! They definitely do that to me! Especially in the shower...and at that taco cart, if you’re catching my drift! <center></center> <center>Photo by [Yanks9596](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Worksman_hot_dog_cart.jpg)</center> Yeah, alright, so those little things were coming out at that place you were at, and then you got up and you went over to that other guy... Yeah you do! You *know* who I’m talking about. That other guy—He’s always standing there by the thing, that big thing, in the corner with all those tiny shaking things. Yeah. Yeah *that* thing. Um, excuse me? Not since I was like 20 years old, I haven’t! But I guess if I had a couple of them up there... I mean, alright, fine, definitely I would. You're so bad. Alright, focus. So you kind of looked over at the thing and then...what? And then broccoli? Just like that? I don't get it. You can't even have broccoli around there. Because of that rule! You know exactly what I’m talking about. No—no that's the other rule about those guys after they were up past the normal...yeah and they decided it was time to take all of it out before— Yes! *That* rule. <center></center> <center>Photo by [Gerd Altmann](https://pixabay.com/en/rules-board-circle-font-wont-1752415/)</center> I can't believe you thought it was the other one. It doesn't even have anything to do with this! So anyway— What? No! No I absolutely do not! Are you serious? You know I already told them that I wasn't gonna make it. That's how much it pisees me off they thought the broccoli thing was not something anyone should do anything about. That's not good. It's actually offensive on so many different levels, because I now I can’t even get in— Oh be quiet! They sell creams for that! You would? Me? No I wouldn’t. I guess if I *had* to I'd say getting pregnant for Tom Cruise with that volleyball on that island. No! Tom Cruise. I remember because it was… Oh. Right. With Gary Sinise. <center></center> <center>Not Gary Sinise-Photo by [Andre Santana](https://pixabay.com/en/sport-volleyball-man-network-1529264/)</center> And the spaceship one too! Really? How? I don’t see any connection with getting the broccoli stuck in there. Noticed? I wasn't even thinking about that. I’d have thought that someone would have the courtesy to, just, like, make it so that you weren't put in that position in the first place. No. Because, I don't think he could've done that later. Obviously because his hunting equipment is still at my house. No. That was after the 5k. Laser tag. Yeah. Sort of. But only on three maps. Or on a used glove. No. That’s called a “rope mop face.” Or when the little string things at the bottom fall out and— Hey! You just ruined the joke. You’ve never even been to a Michelin star rated restaurant! Yeah, because then the foam would boil over, and it ruins the smell. Wait...really? That's not even…Do you even *know* what broccoli is? Seriously, that’s, like, disgusting. I've watched your brother do that before. No, you obviously *don't* know anything about horses. Yeah. And I guess broccoli too, right? Minus the smell. Honestly though, how do you even get broccoli in there? Yeah, okay... Well don't eat too much of it. It'll make you feel like that that thing with those little pieces spinning around the stuff. At least it's not broccoli. Fine. Bye.