Hi Folks ,

I am back with my next post in this series.

So , below are some more one liners which are killing and make you sound smart.

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Enjoy...

1. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

2. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

3. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

4. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

5. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

6. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

7. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

8. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

9. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

10. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

As always , Don't forget to upvote if you like my post and do comment if you have your own personal one liners ☺

Peace Out!!!