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Whoa!


It's time to tell you all about me. I'm 6feet two inches. I love building with my hands, and have lovingly crafted all the furniture in the wood cabin I built with my own hands on my 40 acres of land with a creek running through it.

I spend most of my days volunteering at the orphanage. The staff say the only time they see the kids smile is when I'm there. I grow all my own food. I only eat meat that has let me know it's ok with death. I have sheep who regularly let me know. I know that sounds a little crazy, but you don't have to trust me. I'll take you to the pasture, and you can let me know if you agree. Don't worry about being along with me. I take care of a senior home as a handyman for them, and the staff and residents will be there, too. They love my sheep as much as I do.

There's really nothing in the world that you need to worry about ever again.