For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-245-5-minute-freewrite-thursday-prompt-prototype

![prototype.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVfDwEnU7sFzSWSJKFta4T71Lg9avBALjkL8nZ1Q3TtgD/prototype.jpg)

Grab the keys to the new Brendan prototype. He's freshly laundered, and can run on three different kinds of soup. 

Care and Usage

Congratulations! Your Brendan comes with the latest in self-cleaning technique. Just provide him access to water and soap, and, except during power outages, you won't have to worry about cleaning him.*

*If your Brendan experiences food poisoning, extra upkeep may be required.

Now that you have a Brendan, you can use him for tasks like dish washing, childcare, and grocery shopping. He's also capable of following a career trajectory that will give you opportunities to say things like, "Congratulations." and "Don't worry, honey."

-Not that anyone has ever told me not to worry...-

In case of an emergency, your Brendan can escape on his own. 

Be forewarned, Brendans do get tired if they don't get enough sleeeeeeeeeepeeepepepepepekjhflkjh

Oh. This Brendan is malfunctioning. It's...tired? Or something.

Good bye.