Why the Meriput Slinger is My Modern Format MVP (And a Ode to the Sneakiest Squeakborn!)
hive-13323·@jagged·
0.000 HBDWhy the Meriput Slinger is My Modern Format MVP (And a Ode to the Sneakiest Squeakborn!)
 > 🎶 "Ohhh, little rogue of the Deep, Stealing the light while the big ones sleep!" 🎶 Since Conclave Arcana dropped, one card has been my secret weapon in Modern Format: the Meriput Slinger! This tiny terror isn’t just adorable—it’s a Death Splinter Impede demon with tricks up its sleeves. Here’s why it’s a must-pick: # 🎯 Why the Slinger Slays > 🎶 "With a sling and a spell and a sly little grin, You’ll never see where the squeakborn’s been!" 🎶 - Impede FTW: In a meta where speed kills, slowing enemies down is chef’s kiss. Death often struggles in speed wars, but this squeakborn tips the scales! - Shockingly Tanky: Even at Level 3, its 5 health lets it survive stray hits and can justify its 7-mana cost when you have enough MANA to hire a stalwart Support. - Rare Rodentian: No legendary? No problem. This RARE card punches above its weight.  # 🐀 Lore Love: Meet the Squeakborn The muriden of Meriput are mischievous tunnel-dwellers, using squeaks, slings, and stolen magic to survive the Deep. Fittingly, the Slinger fights just like its lore: darting in, disrupting foes, and vanishing before the counterattack! > Within the Upper Daigendark lies Meriput—a large, complex burrow system of muriden. Colloquially known as 'squeakborn,' muriden are playful, curious, and mischievous by nature. # 🐱Cat & Mouse? Try Squeakborn & Reaper! This isn’t just cat-and-mouse—it’s "Squeakborn vs. the Slow and the Doomed"! I've enjoyed victory recently by utilising the Archon, Lorkus' "Life Leech" on, Barashkukor, to turn Impeed into a full-speed lockdown. Bonus points if you imagine the enemy team raging as they struggle to react to the volley of attacks. # 🎵 Battle Anthem Included https://youtube.com/shorts/x3843-XGO9s?si=UGW46hSbVISvn1UN I even wrote a muriden victory chant (see lyrics above!) to celebrate when this little legend clutches a win. Squeakborn supremacy! I hope that, you too, enjoy this Reward card! Anyone else running Death speed-control mix? What's your secret trick? Have you mastered the use of Pain yet? (P.S. If you hear squeaking mid-match… it’s already too late.)
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