How to become a Super Hero in 20 Steps!!

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How to become a Super Hero in 20 Steps!!
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1. Read lots of comic books to increase your knowledge of superpowers and whatnot.

2. Design your own costume or just get a cool looking Halloween costume somewhere.

3. Think of a cool name that ends with "man" (or woman). Ex: Superman/Superwoman

4. Fight crime and restore peace to your neighborhood or city.

5. Find other Superheros to team up with.

6. Find Supervillans to go at war against.

7. Do good deeds for society.

8. Help the senior and disabled folks out.

9. Learn how to fly, or at least swim.

10. Wear Glasses when not in costume, it helps hide your identity.

11. Lift weights as often as possible. You'll need super human strength.

12. Make sure your appearance has a lot of sexual appeal. People are attracted to superheros.

13. Never break the law, because your obviously supposed to be enforcing the law.

14. Rescue stray animals and pets from dangerous situations and whatnot.

15. Always shower and wear cologne or perfume. Chew gum too, superheros need to smell good.

16. Design some kind of a really cool car. Ex: Batmobile

17. Have a sidekick. Ex: Batman & Robin

18. Have an ultimate weakness that you want kept secret. Ex: Kryptonite

19. Wear your underwear on the outside of your costume/uniform. Look sexy, even if you stuff your bra or underwear.

20. Never grow old or die. True Superheros can never die, it just isn't fair.
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