Make day funny (1137f)
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0.000 HBDMake day funny (1137f)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. </p> <p><b>If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu. </b></p> <p>I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals. </p> <p><b>Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y. </b></p> <p>Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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