Make day funny (1165d)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (1165d)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch </p> <p><b>Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It's a habit. </b></p> <p>you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes ""sexual"" the rest of the boys all agree that he is </p> <p><b>What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin </b></p> <p>Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up! </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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