Make day funny (1277c)

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Make day funny (1277c)
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<p>When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then.
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<p><b>What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know.
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<p>What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower
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<p><b>Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes.
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<p>What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed.
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