Make day funny (1277c)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (1277c)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then. </p> <p><b>What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know. </b></p> <p>What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower </p> <p><b>Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes. </b></p> <p>What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
👍 altaq, trishabrown, melissaanderson, heidiwebb, czarnieckie, jemisondeku, baylesament, jodikujath, dailyquotes, johnserrano, derekberry, tamikajones, shannonmiller, brandinoel, kronberger, markwilliams36, joshuagaines, donnagordon, kampffromen, marirodwell, joshflores, nicolebh, harmannmorgan, ivorybrys, amberwatts, abbylove, mickiewolfr, rachelanderson, lukemcduffie, derosekira, moenrichietn, sarahclark, pula78, bertaroyer, steeming-hot, feildigbiemp, jeremyher, brookequandt, gelseyhoskyn, mccalliehart, ambergarcia, annwhite, randalreeves, joshuahood, adamsiiij, alexandrablood, ganngenes, sonyaroberts, cannizzozephieri, reedjacobsen, staceypointer, luissanchez, llonnie, robboss, lizarragata, seibsleskl131, ranseydrink, sarahbrady, kassayavrosz, wendizero, daniel36, butterbaughokit, tae, mitchellraj, zerangueproctor, cercadotinishai, scoobie, motormouth, jameszamora, eikenberry, toddhager, schlitzrhymes, melissalopez, anthonyshippey, yessicaherrera, jarvistaylor, brianalaska, bezelllivintoni, mikemartin, bettycarpenter, lavonnebatlinerr, joecage, sciborg, dariasaponta, andypearson, amormiosergio, nellyrocks, rebeccamorales, elveraburkh, reggiecase, kimberlyglose, donaldpatterson, nicolekennedy, amandahayes, ericahines, jamiphillips, adragnaphilmore, prantherbocklund, danalexis, timmyfletcher, reevaweiden, meharbankert, raymondrodriguez, weskidd, melissaford, kathleendavis, melaniejohnson, polmonoti, jamesphillips, lisamarie, alisonsimon, karliks, gatherhaefner, courtneythomas, heeschenriq, lorigray, sabrinabasc, robertwebb, lamonicahol, mynchjenna, reginabaker, tiaturnon, vinnietrust, martscierleylq, robertmoore, cynthiacortes, brittanywest, cameronray, sjaakie, geromalla, orourkepage, tonyarnold, sheppardmanfred, raymondwise, nicholashall, bobbischmidt, micayla, cherylboggs, bembibushie, detrick, brendashockley, ericcrockett, cordydrelick, frankchen, ericwalden, chaduclaray, griglikbenack, ranskijenna, shannonacosta, smithwickschlum, ferronicrich, josephmayer, leverhelgeq, gongshapin, quoteoftheday, purdieabrah, manzaneirajenna, annemoon, alinesherwood, jasonrossi, ahmadware, giannicoangla, teresawunderlich, coreyshankle, demaskyfri, bloomstromcouls, backratha, lindseycok, wendyolson, jenniferiverson, sherriechau, ashleysimpson, shalandanoo, metteserve, asparasjenna, gubseribbotsona, eilersagnola, johnlein, williamwickwar, cherio, lenzostaback, erikamarvell, davidmurray, danperaza, smedleyobieby, michellebrown, scottjohnson, franciscocruzado, johngomez, mattgopalan, jennifersrinand, joshsandrana, jamesharlen, ellicurtice, dawanosc, mariajohnson, kristinabeck, rickcastellano, sheilablack, zachstanley, copherexilorme, roqueone, angelahargis, elenamontgomery, conniereed, natesergio, julissaboeckmann, larissagott, robbnelson, dustinpriest, abbyevans, renafuam, lisahovey, nathanpeters, penniwieh, jasonruggiero, suddarthwirt, mattdonald, julianbailey96, kimammons, jamesthompson, susanswink, humphreyb, voughtbrink, michaelhickey, jakey, andretoliver, cooganrozina, beyersduba, adrianaphillips, stephfrancis, aiporlanibenjez, jennylugo, georgetenorio, samherrera, amymontroy, dennisphillips, christinedavis, wadepollock, parismartinez, haytonmomper, debraroberts, tonyharris, tesardeshra, ribblepascual, annanovak, valfields, scarfatojennaii, melissaaguilar, anslyons, justyska, carlitafass, theresacrawford, travis21,