Make day funny (2190b)
joke·@joykit·
0.000 HBDMake day funny (2190b)
<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single? </p> <p><b>I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased her down and beat her to death. </b></p> <p>An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."" </p> <p><b>[in basement lab] wife: you cant just make your own honey me: (mouth dry, spitting pollen everywhere) I know that now Lisa. </b></p> <p>uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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